What do a Jewish mother of four and a Ku Klux Klan Grand Wizard have in common?
I didn't expect that my kids' knowledge about all things Jewish would outstrip mine by the time they were in the third grade.
I brought my kosher lamp to a hotel where I was staying over Shabbat. I rubbed it and became a kosher genie.
Even though I had to give up aspects of my career to work from home, my kids are still the most impressive part of my resume.
Some dating tips you'll never hear from Dr. Phil.
My grandfathers were complete opposites. But they ended up teaching me the same thing.
The key difference between Jews is those who love Cholent and those who hate it.
Laughter Yoga had me bending over backwards trying to laugh.
Jewish traditions leading up to the wedding alleviate last-minute jitters.
Moses could have saved himself a lot of tzuris if he'd have been able to lead the Jews via Twitter.
The only important difference amongst world Jewry is between those who love Cholent and those who hate it.
A college campus psychiatrist tells students everything they really need to know about intimacy.
My recent success at keeping a secret exposed everyone else's utter failure.
Brian Steidle's experiences in Darfur propelled him to become one of the foremost activists trying to focus the world's attention on the ongoing genocide.
Different political beliefs are coming between me and my friends. But I just might have the solution.
Some cities mandate restaurants to post calorie contents. I hope that kosher establishments are exempt.
Text messaging is destroying the English language and I'm not going to stand for it! R U with me?
My kindergarten teacher tried to teach me how to "turn my frown upside down." I wish I had listened.
The airport's new security regulations have become impossible. Especially if you're Jewish.
It's astounding that kids in the throes of acne, who can't even remember to close a refrigerator door, are deemed responsible enough to drive.
This malady follows a case of Pre-Bar Mitzvah Stress Disorder, characterized by bursting into tears with no warning because your little boy has the audacity to catapult into puberty before your very eyes.
Living with Dad wasn't always easy, but it was easy to forgive him. He faced major professional disappointments and the most painful kind of personal tragedy. How could I judge him?
A mother's passing and a son's bar mitzvah create an emotional whirlwind when both run into each other.
Flu season is over, but I can't shake the feeling I've got some sort of virus – like the Ebola virus.
Saving my family money at the Big Food-A-Plenty warehouse store.
Suddenly, at the end of August, kids not only need new wardrobes, but also a list of school supplies longer than the federal tax code.
The teen years are an age of contradictions -- for both mother and son.
Think precious metals, and remember: I already have a Dustbuster.
My son's favorite experiment was "Which Jokes Are Most Likely to Make My Brother Laugh so Hard at the Dinner Table that Water Spurts Out His Nose?"
Resolutions like these come a few weeks early for people like me.
I had contingency plans for many emergencies likely to strike during my absence. But tiny disgusting insects congealing to my children's heads was one I hadn't figured on.