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About the Author

Mark Miller

Mark Miller has written on numerous sit-com staffs, performed stand-up comedy in nightclubs and on TV, been a humor columnist for the Los Angeles Times Syndicate and is a current humor blogger for The Huffington Post. But he claims he'd trade all his accomplishments and possessions away in a second for inner peace, immortality, and limitless wealth. Follow his website/blog at http://www.markmillerhumorist.com. And he can be reached at markmiller2000@ca.rr.com.

Jew in a Box

Jew in a Box

by Mark Miller

The least popular Jewish performance art pieces of all time.


Funny, You Don’t Look Jewish

Funny, You Don’t Look Jewish

by Mark Miller

Five celebrities you may not have known were Jewish.


My Challenge to Israeli Scientists

My Challenge to Israeli Scientists

by Mark Miller

Sure Israeli scientists have invented some amazing technologies, but how much better off would we be with these?


The Top 8 Jewish News Stories in 2012

The Top 8 Jewish News Stories in 2012

by Mark Miller

As a public service, I’ve researched and selected the top Jewish stories of 2012 so you won’t have to. You’re welcome.


Jewish James Bond

Jewish James Bond

by Mark Miller

The name is Bondstein. Shlomo Bondstein.


The Jewish Vote

The Jewish Vote

by Mark Miller

How the Presidential candidates could win the Jewish vote.


Yom Kippur: Celebrity Edition

Yom Kippur: Celebrity Edition

by Mark Miller

Yes, even famous people must atone.


Go for the Gold(berg)!

Go for the Gold(berg)!

by Mark Miller

How to improve the Olympics by making them more Jewish.


And the Oscar Goes to?

And the Oscar Goes to?

by Mark Miller

The most intriguing rejectees from the San Francisco Jewish Film Festival.


Obama Woos the Jews

Obama Woos the Jews

by Mark Miller

President Obama’s top-secret, 10-step plan for wooing the Jews.


Least Popular Jewish Vacation Retreats

Least Popular Jewish Vacation Retreats

by Mark Miller

Don’t say you weren’t warned.


Cirque du Oy Vey

Cirque du Oy Vey

by Mark Miller

An advance preview of Las Vegas’ first Jewish-themed circus show.


The Obama/Netanyahu Transcripts

The Obama/Netanyahu Transcripts

by Mark Miller

Private moments of Netanyahu-Obama White House visit caught on tape!


The Jewish Oscars

The Jewish Oscars

by Mark Miller

Sneak Previews of Upcoming Jewish Versions of Oscar-Nominated Films.


Broken!

Broken!

by Mark Miller

Already broken Jewish celebrity New Year’s resolutions.


The 2011 Do Not Buy Guide

The 2011 Do Not Buy Guide

by Mark Miller

This year’s 6 least popular Chanukah gifts.


Paul McCartney-owitz?

Paul McCartney-owitz?

by Mark Miller

Rumor has it Paul McCartney is converting to Judaism. Nu, so let's investigate.


Nobel Nobodies

Nobel Nobodies

by Mark Miller

5 Jewish geniuses were just awarded Nobel prizes. But sadly many more were rejected.


Martha Stewartstein?

Martha Stewartstein?

by Mark Miller

Oy Vey! It’s the Martha Stewartization of Israel!


Jew Aid

Jew Aid

by Mark Miller

Jewish celebrities band together to help trim the deficit.


Will & Kate’s Excellent Jewish Adventure

Will & Kate’s Excellent Jewish Adventure

by Mark Miller

What would it look like if Will and Kate came to my house for dinner…


Hard Work

Hard Work

by Mark Miller

Check out this survey of the worst summer jobs for Jewish students…ever.


Did Jews Kill Bin Laden?

Did Jews Kill Bin Laden?

by Mark Miller

An elite team of Jewish celebrities may have helped bring down Bin Laden.


Bar Mitzvah Life Lessons

Bar Mitzvah Life Lessons

by Mark Miller

All I really need to know in life, I learned from my Bar Mitzvah.


Can Judaism Save Charlie Sheen?

Can Judaism Save Charlie Sheen?

by Mark Miller

Charlie Sheen is now claiming that he’s Jewish. No we are not kidding.


Fiddler on the Roof: New and Improved?

Fiddler on the Roof: New and Improved?

by Mark Miller

Sholem Alechim’s short story has been revamped for 2011. And you will love it. Or not.


Shmuelslist

Shmuelslist

by Mark Miller

At long last, a Jewish version of Craigslist.


The Chanukah Digital Gift Guide

The Chanukah Digital Gift Guide

by Mark Miller

It’s not too late to get your beloved one of these outstanding new Jewish video games.


Cherenk Mining Disaster

Cherenk Mining Disaster

by Mark Miller

Chileans weren’t the first miners trapped underground for days. We Jews have been there too.


Little Rabbinic Riding Hood

Little Rabbinic Riding Hood

by Mark Miller

…and other Jewish children’s stories.


I Am a Bagelholic!

I Am a Bagelholic!

by Mark Miller

Have you ever loved something so much you had to let it go? I will miss you sweet bagel…


Jewish Spy Ring Uncovered?!

Jewish Spy Ring Uncovered?!

by Mark Miller

The FBI in their overzealousness claims to have unearthed a Jewish spy ring. But I have my doubts.


Jews in Space

Jews in Space

by Mark Miller

I Just flew in from the future of Judaism and boy are my arms tired.


Jweets

Jweets

by Mark Miller

Jewish Tweets throughout history.


jPad

jPad

by Mark Miller

The Jewish iPad has arrived!


Jewish Tribes: Lost and Found

Jewish Tribes: Lost and Found

by Mark Miller

Jewlarious Exclusive: The world’s lost Jewish tribes – revealed!


The Great Israeli Hope

The Great Israeli Hope

by Mark Miller

Meet Shmulik Weingarten: Israel’s Winter Olympian


A Brief History of Bagels

A Brief History of Bagels

by Mark Miller

More than you could possibly want to know about bagels.


History’s Famous Jew Year’s Resolutions

History’s Famous Jew Year’s Resolutions

by Mark Miller

A selection of some of the most famous of our people’s New Year’s resolutions, taken from their “actual” diaries.


Jewish Celebrity Thanksgivings

Jewish Celebrity Thanksgivings

by Mark Miller

Behind the scenes at some Jewish celebrity Thanksgiving dinners.


The Jew from 1492

The Jew from 1492

by Mark Miller

Was Christopher Columbus Jewish?!


Lowlidays

Lowlidays

by Mark Miller

My crack research into some fake Jewish holidays made me appreciate the real ones.


Mendel Jacksonstein

Mendel Jacksonstein

by Mark Miller

Mendel sings songs like Wanna Be Davenin' Somethin' and Rivka Jean


Jewish Summer Camps from Hell

Jewish Summer Camps from Hell

by Mark Miller

The Un-Official 2009 Bad Jewish Summer Camp Report


Old School Jewish Dads

by Mark Miller

A Father's Day salute to a few of the best Jewish fathers in history.


Old School Jewish Moms

by Mark Miller

A mother's day salute to some of the best Jewish mothers in history.


Next Year in Jerusalem?

Next Year in Jerusalem?

by Mark Miller

So, your kid's visiting Israel? Don't worry! (Yeah, right.)


Taxes Shmaxes

by Mark Miller

Only Jewish chutzpah could claim these deductions.


The Band's Visit

The Band's Visit

by Mark Miller

A movie about Israelis and Arabs finding peace with one another.


Jewish Sports Legends

Jewish Sports Legends

by Mark Miller

No, I'm not Kidding


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