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Mark Miller

Mark Miller is a comedy writer who has performed stand-up comedy in nightclubs and on TV, written on numerous sit-com staffs, been a humor columnist for the Los Angeles Times Syndicate and is a current humor blogger for The Huffington Post. His first book, a collection of his humor essays on dating and romance, was published by Skyhorse Publishing on February 3rd of 2015. Its title: 500 Dates: Dispatches From the Front Lines of the Online Dating Wars. But he says he’d trade all his success away in a minute for immortality, inner peace and limitless wealth. Follow his website/blog at: http://www.markmillerhumorist.com/. And he can be reached at: mark.writer@gmail.com

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Famous historical figures’ relationships with the Jews.


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After all of these years of Jews eating Chinese, Chinese decide to return the favor.


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Jon Stewart has won 19 Emmy Awards. I am ready to win 19 Emmy Awards, given the chance.


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Least-successful Jewish celebrity-branded products like Paul Simon’s “I am a Sock.”


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Did you hear about the kosher deli owner who was thinking about becoming a vegan? Let’s just say it wasn’t great for business.


Blame It On the Jews

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Anti-Jewish Media Bias Through the Ages including: Egyptian Pharoh claims 10 plagues completely disproportionate response to slavery.


Jewish Trivia Review

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Cleanse your intellectual palate with a little Jewish trivia along with my attempt at humor.


These Jews Rock

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Where would rock and roll be without these Jews?


Jewish Solutions to Global Warming

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Is it hot in here or is it just me shvitzing?


Outtakes from

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An anti-Israel group is advancing a conspiracy theory that Jews control the Internet. If true, the Internet would look something like this…


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There Are No Small Roles, Only Small Actors

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Barbra Streisand is working on a top secret follow up to “Yentl,” in which Yentl becomes a militant vegan. It’s called “Lentil.”


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See which notable Jews make the 2014 Jewlarious calendar.


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The Chosen People’s latest miracle: Detroit Tigers name their first Jewish manager.


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The new Pew study of American Jews is out. And Mark Miller has something to say about it.


The Obama/Putin Transcript

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Obama and Putin sit down to discuss Syria, Israel, and Macadamia Mango Mahi-Mahi.


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Most embarrassing Jewish phone and email records gathered by the NSA.


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Why the best asylum offer for Edward Snowden is the one from my Bubbie Yetta.


Keeping it Kosher

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Food and beverage companies are scrambling to go kosher to capture the lucrative kosher market.


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The name is Bondstein. Shlomo Bondstein.


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Don’t say you weren’t warned.


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Oy Vey! It’s the Martha Stewartization of Israel!


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Shmuelslist

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At long last, a Jewish version of Craigslist.