Ahmadinejad: Iran Doesn't Have Tyrannical...
by Kevin RayApparently don't have many things from athlete's foot to pistachios.
BBC Praises Hamas; Requests More Kidnappings
by Kevin RayHostage taking seen as valuable learning experience.
Micronesian Academics Boycott British Academics...
by Kevin RayPolynesians to follow with boycott of yet to be determined country.
Archeologist Allegedly Discover Controversial Tomb...
by Kevin RayEvidence of a pastrami sandwich found at the gravesite.
Calvin Klein Bottles Old Person Scent: "Bubbie"
by Kevin RayNo senior can resist Bubbie's subtle blend of Ben-Gay and meat balls.
Jerusalem Syndrome and Avian Flu
by Kevin RayMan Stricken with Jerusalem Syndrome and Avian Flu thinks he is both Messiah and Piece of Poultry
Grandmother Called; Family Crisis Averted
by Kevin Ray86-year-old Estelle Coplowitz threatens hunger strike if her family doesn't call.