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Kevin Ray

Kevin Ray teaches high school physical education. On weekends he plays goal keeper for his soccer team the Hamber Griffins.

Ahmadinejad: Iran Doesn't Have Tyrannical Dictators

Apparently don't have many things from athlete's foot to pistachios.

BBC Praises Hamas; Requests More Kidnappings

Hostage taking seen as valuable learning experience.

Micronesian Academics Boycott British Academics over Academic Boycott of Israel

Polynesians to follow with boycott of yet to be determined country.

Archeologist Allegedly Discover Controversial Tomb of "Yankele the Butcher"

Evidence of a pastrami sandwich found at the gravesite.

Calvin Klein Bottles Old Person Scent: "Bubbie"

No senior can resist Bubbie's subtle blend of Ben-Gay and meat balls.

Jerusalem Syndrome and Avian Flu

Man Stricken with Jerusalem Syndrome and Avian Flu thinks he is both Messiah and Piece of Poultry

Grandmother Called; Family Crisis Averted

86-year-old Estelle Coplowitz threatens hunger strike if her family doesn't call.

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