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About the Author

Marnie Winston-Macauley

Quirky, no-nonsense, funny, Marnie – writer, editor, author, lecturer, clinician, and administrator -- is a straight-shooter, who has a distinctive voice and takes on the world in her columns, features, and books. Her advice column was syndicated through Tribune Media Services, and it currently appears in Singular magazine as Singular Solutions. Marnie has written over 20 books/calendars, including the series “A Little Joy, A Little Oy." Her books include Yiddishe Mamas: The Truth About the Jewish Mother and A Little Joy, A Little Oy (pub. AndrewsMcMeel). She is also an award-winning “calendar queen” having written over 20. She has been nominated for both an Emmy and Writers Guild award. Thefullwiki.org has listed Marnie Macauley on their list of top Jewish_American writers, dead or living. (She’s still deciding which.) She was also chosen as a Distinguished Woman in Las Vegas in March of 2014.

Marnie invites you to join her on Facebook, LinkedIn, and Twitter. Her website: www.marniemacauley.com and you can reach her at asksadie@aol.com. For counseling she can also be reached at Liveperson: http://www.prestoexperts.com/professional/expert-profile.aspx?CatID=10341&ExpID=562114&twid=2&BanID=18787

JEWPOWERS

JEWPOWERS

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Who needs a polygraph when you have the Emmesonator!


What Jewish History Forgot: Amazing Events During the High Holy Days

What Jewish History Forgot: Amazing Events During...

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After being pulled from the game, Dodgers pitcher Don Drysdale said, "I bet you wish I was Jewish, too."


More Jewish Traffic Signs

More Jewish Traffic Signs

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Some traffic signs that We Jews can understand, from my JTB (Jewish Traffic Blog).


Jewish Traffic Signs

Jewish Traffic Signs

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Let’s make traffic signs that we Jews can understand!


New Yiddish for Millennials

New Yiddish for Millennials

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New words for today's young and fast-moving generation.


What Jewish History Forgot: Three Fascinating Jewish Fathers

What Jewish History Forgot: Three Fascinating...

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Ever heard of Sol Floersheim? Would Jew believe he helped put away Billy the Kid?


Don't Ask a Jewish Allergic Person This!

Don't Ask a Jewish Allergic Person This!

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We Jews adore questions. The answers – eh not so much.


Jewish Mothers Who Helped Build America

Jewish Mothers Who Helped Build America

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May is a month for Mothers, so in their honor, let’s look at a few Jewish mothers who helped build America.


Shakespearowitz?

Shakespearowitz?

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Shakespeare’s Jewish connection, and a scene from my Jewish rendition of Hamlet, called “Hemlet.”


What Jewish History Forgot: Passover Edition

What Jewish History Forgot: Passover Edition

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Do you know who made the first American Haggadah? If you think it was Manischewitz, think again!


Half Genius, Half Jerk

Half Genius, Half Jerk

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Do you have Unconscious Mental Farblungenheit syndrome?


What Jewish History Forgot

What Jewish History Forgot

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Wyatt Earp, Elvis Presley and Alexander Hamilton all had Jewish connections.


Superman: The Mensch of Steel

Superman: The Mensch of Steel

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Superman, who defined the American comic superhero, did so using Jewish values, implicit in his creators’ psyche.


The New Yiddish Zodiac

The New Yiddish Zodiac

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If you are a “Pupika” you are an “innie” – an introvert.


Don’t Ask Jewish Boomers This!

Don’t Ask Jewish Boomers This!

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“Was that really you in that photo of Cousin Jacob’s Bar Mitzvah? How long ago was that taken?”


Jew Year’s Resolutions?

Jew Year’s Resolutions?

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Them: “Spend more time with family.” Us: “Over 3500 years, we’ve pretty much mastered this one.”


The Nuremburg Trials: 70 Years Later

The Nuremburg Trials: 70 Years Later

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A brief primer on the historic War Crime Trials.


Three Jewish Artists

Three Jewish Artists

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Three Jewish artists open up about how their Jewishness helped shape their point of view, professionally and personally.


We Jews: A Hanukkah Round-Up

We Jews: A Hanukkah Round-Up

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Who set the world record with a one and a half hour dreidel spin?


The Untold Story of Jews and the First Thanksgiving

The Untold Story of Jews and the First...

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Joachim Gaunse, the brilliant metallurgist, was the first Jew to set foot on English soil in North America.


Memories?

Memories?

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My memory is turning into a soft boiled egg.


10 Ways You Can Tell If Non-Jews Have Been Hanging Out with Jews

10 Ways You Can Tell If Non-Jews Have Been Hanging...

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“Bitsy dahling! Whatever did you mean when you called Alistair a shmendrick while yachting?!”


The Identity Thief

The Identity Thief

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If someone steals my identity, this is what he’s going to find.


We Jews and Sukkot

We Jews and Sukkot

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Do the Yuchi Indians of Oklahoma celebrate Sukkot?


Would Jew Believe #41

Would Jew Believe #41

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Words from the Talmud are being sung in Zulu by an African choir?!


Would Jew Believe: High Holiday Edition

Would Jew Believe: High Holiday Edition

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Some fascinating facts about Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur.


What’s On Tap?

What’s On Tap?

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Bottled water companies are waging a war on tap water.


Advice from a Meshuggah Jewish Mom to Her Grown Son

Advice from a Meshuggah Jewish Mom to Her Grown...

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If I could go through labor and a C-section to have you, you can drive me to Walgreen’s and explain why my mouse doesn’t work.


Theodore Bikel: A Jewish Man for All Seasons

Theodore Bikel: A Jewish Man for All Seasons

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The Tony award winning actor famous for playing Tevye in Fiddler on the Roof dies at 91.


You Call that Funny?

You Call that Funny?

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Jewlarious is looking for contributors. Here are my 10 tips. Whether you want them or not.


“Hair” Apparent

“Hair” Apparent

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I’ve updated my author photo. Curls and all.


Jews and July 4th

Jews and July 4th

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There were over 2000 Jews in colonial America and many took part in the Revolutionary War. Here’s their story.


More Advice from a Meshuggah Jewish Mom

More Advice from a Meshuggah Jewish Mom

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You should get one of those Medic Alert thingies so you don’t lie on the floor screaming.


Fascinating Jewish Fathers and Sons

Fascinating Jewish Fathers and Sons

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With Father’s Day around the corner, here’s our salute to some extraordinary Jewish fathers.


Gentile Guilt Vs. Jewish Guilt II

Gentile Guilt Vs. Jewish Guilt II

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Jews feel guilty if we don’t complain; Gentiles feel guilty for making a fuss.


Gentile Guilt Vs. Jewish Guilt

Gentile Guilt Vs. Jewish Guilt

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Believe it or not, Jews don’t have a monopoly on guilt.


Jewish Celebrities who Served in World War II

Jewish Celebrities who Served in World War II

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In honor of Memorial Day, we acknowledge Jewish celebrities who served in World War II.


The Four Corners of the Earth

The Four Corners of the Earth

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The story of the Jewish communities of Bahrain and Tahiti.


Dating Advice from a Meshuggah Jewish Mom

Dating Advice from a Meshuggah Jewish Mom

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Why won’t my son introduce me to his girlfriend? I’m sure she’ll love me unless I hate her first.


Would Jew Believe #40

Would Jew Believe #40

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DidJew know a Jew invented those soy sauce take out packets we all know and love? Who nu?


One on One with Barbie

One on One with Barbie

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A sit down interview with the world famous doll who turned 56, and who, it may come as a surprise to many, is Jewish.


Seven Things You Didn’t Know about Matzah

Seven Things You Didn’t Know about Matzah

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Did you know, the TSA has special regulations for security checks on passengers carrying handmade matzah?


Advice from a Meshuggah Mom, Part 2

Advice from a Meshuggah Mom, Part 2

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My advice and witticisms on apparel and appearance.


Advice from a Meshuggah Mom

Advice from a Meshuggah Mom

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From what I told my son about his new apartment to my cousin who wants to maximize an all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet.


Jackie Mason & Me

Jackie Mason & Me

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I interviewed Jackie Mason 25 years ago. Here, for the first time, I tell the story.


ManSpeak Vs. WomanSpeak 2

ManSpeak Vs. WomanSpeak 2

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Men whatever you do, never tell your wife that her clothes look, or her food tastes “fine.”


ManSpeak Vs. WomanSpeak

ManSpeak Vs. WomanSpeak

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Men and women think we speak the same language. We don’t.


Crash Course in Yiddish Texting, Part II

Crash Course in Yiddish Texting, Part II

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DMGK = Darf min gehn in kolledj or “for this I went to college”?!


Crash Course in Yiddish Texting

Crash Course in Yiddish Texting

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Forget LOL” How about WAICL for “What am I, chopped liver”?