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Shmuel Savage

Arab League Sanctions Syria, Crushes Windpipes

Arab League Sanctions Syria, Crushes Windpipes

by Shmuel Savage

“The press in the Arab world is free to criticize Syria -- and only Syria!”


Jimmy Carter Apologizes for Stealing Arbeit Macht Frei Sign

Jimmy Carter Apologizes for Stealing Arbeit Macht...

by Shmuel Savage

Former President calls theft “the single biggest mistake of my career, outside of running for a second term.”


Tiger Woods Loses $100 Million Shekels in Israeli Endorsements

Tiger Woods Loses $100 Million Shekels in Israeli...

by Shmuel Savage

Bamba, Bisli and Meir’s Dry-cleaning among corporate defectors.


Tabloid Media Celebrates Life of Robert McNamara

Tabloid Media Celebrates Life of Robert McNamara

by Shmuel Savage

Mourners gather at Dept. of Planning, Programming and Budgeting Systems.


Jewlarious Times Special Edition: Crisis in Iran

Jewlarious Times Special Edition: Crisis in Iran

by Shmuel Savage

The Mullahs have ejected all foreign journalists from reporting inside Iran. Except one – Jewlarious.


I'm Not Mad at You, I'm Just Shouting

I'm Not Mad at You, I'm Just Shouting

by Shmuel Savage

The unlikely story of how at 23 I became the Speechwriter for the Israeli Ambassador to the United States.


Netanyahu Returns from Washington with

Netanyahu Returns from Washington with "Prime...

by Shmuel Savage

"Sheppy" to live on Netanyahu's balcony.


Egyptian Investors Caught-Up In Massive Pyramid Scheme

Egyptian Investors Caught-Up In Massive Pyramid...

by Shmuel Savage

Five Thousand Year Old Deceit Uncovered


Gibson Divorce Turns Ugly

Gibson Divorce Turns Ugly

by Shmuel Savage

Actor demands his Nazi memorabilia


Recession Rocks Israel's Fig Market

Recession Rocks Israel's Fig Market

by Shmuel Savage

Tu Bishvat Revelers Decided to Consume Cheap Almonds Instead


Bishop Williams: I'm Sorry...Kind of

Bishop Williams: I'm Sorry...Kind of

by Shmuel Savage

Jewlarious has got an advanced copy of Richard Williams "apology." You are going to want to read this.


Egyptians use Stimulus Package to Build New Pyramids

Egyptians use Stimulus Package to Build New...

by Shmuel Savage

Public Works Unseen Since 1070 BCE


Oil Prices So Low, Arab Nations Consider Educating Youth

Oil Prices So Low, Arab Nations Consider Educating...

by Shmuel Savage

Terror organizations to hold massive car wash


Arab League Convenes Emergency Meeting to Make Enormous Mistake

Arab League Convenes Emergency Meeting to Make...

by Shmuel Savage

Mistake yet to be determined, but members hope it will be one of their best yet.


The Olympics in Israel

The Olympics in Israel

by Shmuel Savage

An interview with the man spearheading an ambitious bid for the 2016 Summer Games.


The Frozen Chosen

The Frozen Chosen

by Shmuel Savage

The untold story of Israel's Olympic bobsled team.


Jimmy Carter and Khaled Meshal Wed in Secret Damascus Ceremony

Jimmy Carter and Khaled Meshal Wed in Secret...

by Shmuel Savage

Carter: "I married the political wing of the movement, not the terrorist wing."


U.N. Demands Israel Supply Electricity, Rockets, to Hamas

U.N. Demands Israel Supply Electricity, Rockets,...

by Shmuel Savage

Says Middle East violence won't end until Israel gives rockets to Hamas terrorists for use on Israeli citizens.


Yachupitzville Development Project Opens to Little Fanfare

Yachupitzville Development Project Opens to Little...

by Shmuel Savage

Jewish developer saddened by complete lack of interest.


Earth-like Planet Discovered; Residents Rabidly Anti-Semitic

Earth-like Planet Discovered; Residents Rabidly...

by Shmuel Savage

Planet with no Jews, blames Jews for their problems


Iranian President Puts Forward Middle East Peace Plan

Iranian President Puts Forward Middle East Peace...

by Shmuel Savage

Announces another "gift to the West."


Kiss Me, I'm Polish

Kiss Me, I'm Polish

by Shmuel Savage

My quest to become a Polish citizen reminded me who I really am.


Moishe and Me

Moishe and Me

by Shmuel Savage

My Jewish dog reminds me to be a mensch.


Jimmy Carter Accuses Israel of Being Democracy

Jimmy Carter Accuses Israel of Being Democracy

by Shmuel Savage

Ex-President demands Israeli government end its occupation of Israel.


Pedro Martinez takes Stand; Refuses to Pitch on Yom Kippur

Pedro Martinez takes Stand; Refuses to Pitch on...

by Shmuel Savage

May not be able to pitch on the first days of Sukkos or Simchas Torah.


Bashar Speaks

Bashar Speaks

by Shmuel Savage

An exclusive interview with Bashar Assad.


Record 64 Pound Gefilte Fish Caught in Minnesota Lake

Record 64 Pound Gefilte Fish Caught in Minnesota...

by Shmuel Savage

Over-Gefilte-Fishing Sparks Greenpeace Cry for Gefilte-Fishing Moratorium


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