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Telling Jokes
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Telling Jokes

Humor is a powerful tool. Use it wisely.

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Published: May 22, 2010


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Visitor Comments: 73

(70) Shoshi, December 20, 2010 6:34 AM

do riddles count? age almost 10

You are in a room with a calendar a bed and a piano you have to eat drink and get out, in that order. there is a door that is locked. Answer: take the dates off the calender and eat them then take the bed springs and drink them,finally take the piano keys and un lock the door. you are in a room with a chair and a mirror there is no door or window how do you get out? Answer : look in the mirror you saw your out. One time my friend was telling blond jokes and my mom told her not to because it was mean to blond people. Joke:

(69) devorah, September 28, 2010 3:45 AM

awesome joke

(68) Anonymous, August 2, 2010 2:15 AM

You're gonna love this one.....

So this kid comes back from scool and tells his mom "I got a part in the school play!" his mom replies, " thats great honey!! what part?" the kid answers, "Im a jewish husband!" Suddenly the mom gets mad and she exclaims, "go back and tell them you want a speaking part!!"

(67) Anonymous, June 17, 2010 4:20 PM

I used to be a teacher and when my students started telling jokes about groups of people who may be hurt by the joke I corrected them and told them not to joke that way. However, I told them they were allowed to tell all the Chaldean, Babylonia and Philistine jokes they wanted since we already know what God thought of them. By the way, how many Chaleans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: What's a light bulb? Believe me, they were off and running almost without missing a beat. They had so much fun trying to change their jokes around and even make up new ones.

(66) Anonymous, June 6, 2010 11:20 PM

joke

my brother said, "I'm a poet and I didn't even realize"

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