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Back to School and Broke

Back to School and Broke

Suddenly, at the end of August, kids not only need new wardrobes, but also a list of school supplies longer than the federal tax code.


I had been looking forward to lolling around during the last days of summer, eating fudge brownie ice cream with the kids. Instead, I have been forced into action, running around like a woman possessed, surrendering my credit card to every retailer in town so that my kids are smartly attired to return to a place they had just as soon never see again.

This end of summer skirmish known as "back-to-school shopping" assumes an urgent life of its own. Suddenly, at the end of August, kids not only need new wardrobes, but also a list of school supplies longer than the federal tax code. I bet you Lewis and Clark didn't need this much stuff when they set out to explore the Louisiana Purchase, making the happy discovery of Six Flags Hurricane Harbor in Dallas/Ft. Worth along the way.

I doubt that Lewis complained to Clark, "Hey, my backpack has buffalo scratches on it. I'm not going crossing another stream until we find a decent sporting goods store so I can get a new one." Kids today lack this hardy pioneer spirit. They lose a single wheel from their rolling backpacks and they simply cannot cope. (Of course, you cannot find new backpacks in February, when the wheel will fall off. That's why rolling backpacks are a curse.)

I understand why the kids need new clothes. It may be all the sunshine or the hidden nutrients in all the Popsicles they've been eating, but whatever the reason, even if their clothes still fit them through July, when they wake up on August 1 they will have rocketed out of their wardrobes entirely.

The only clothing left in town is either for toddlers or the unnerving size known as "extra-large-husky."

My kids make dramatic entrances into my room, with pained looks on their faces, as they demonstrate the impossibility of trying to squeeze their feet into shoes that fit yesterday but are now ridiculously small. The pants that buttoned yesterday are an inch too tight, and skirts that became stylishly short overnight will not pass muster with the uniform cops at school. This leads to tense situations in which I dash out to purchase new pants, skirts and shoes, only to find that 50,000 other moms are doing the exact same thing but have beat me to it, and the only clothing left in town is either for toddlers or the unnerving size known as "extra-large-husky."

That is why I am now spending my evenings moving buttons on pants and letting down hems, and praying that my hopeless sewing skills will hold out until Land's End delivers the goods.

But this bit about school supplies really has got my goat. I keep hearing that the schools need more money, and that must be true, since no matter how many billions of dollars we sink into the educational system, schools still don't even have enough money to spring for a few pencils and rulers. Where does all this money actually go? It isn't for books either, since we also now have "textbook" fees in addition to everything else.

This year,we were instructed to send the kids not only with all manner of writing and coloring equipment, but also with facial tissues and cleaning supplies! Mark my words: It won't be long until they add to the school supply list: "Teachers."

Of course, now that I have spent more money on school supplies and clothes than the United States spent on the aforementioned Louisiana Purchase, I have to wonder: will the kids take their studies any more seriously than they did last year? I comfort myself with the idea that when you have hit rock bottom, there's only one way to go from there. Last year, while one child was doing math homework, he asked me to help him find a calculator.

"You're supposed to figure out the problem on your own," I said, "not with the help of a machine."

"No, Mom, you're wrong. It says right here, 'Calculate the area of the rhombus.' How can you calculate without a calculator?"

I shouldn't have been surprised. This was the same child who thought that a thesaurus was a kind of a dinosaur, and that if God had meant for us to use a dictionary, He would have downloaded one into our Palm Pilots.

Well, my kids may be less enthusiastic than I'd like as the new school year dawns, but at by golly, they sure are dressed for success.

September 6, 2003

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(6) Belle, September 11, 2003 12:00 AM


First, there are ways that we can help people in need by donating our children's good used clothing and materials to our Temple rummage sales, etc. One of our members always had a pre-shopping time when she escorted families who she knew were particularly in need through the displays and helped them pick out for their children. Or take your used (but not abused) items to a charity store or go through your schools (they often distribute out also)

Homeschooling is great but not an option for everyone. What is an option is to "take back" some control from the educational establishment. We had a high school exchange student who attended the best math and science school in Krasnodar, Russia and they did NOT use calculators. For those of you whoo are afraid that their children might be left behind in not learning to use these machine, let me assure you that it took Masha approxiamtely 15 monutes to master the basics of a graphing calculator. However, we had to get special permission for her to use my son's calculator as it was maybe 5 years old and all the numbers had been changed or something (joke)

there's a lot of things I'm not thrilled about in our schools and if parents started questioning supplies they might start to question educational fads that do our children no good.

(5) Sharon, September 10, 2003 12:00 AM


Money isn't the primary reason we homeschool, but we are money ahead by not having to shell out hundreds of dollars for school supplies. We do a lot of learning in our jammies. My son just laughs every time he sees kids trudging off to school or waiting for the bus while we're snuggled up under a blanket doing math worksheets or just reading a good book.

(4) Anonymous, September 8, 2003 12:00 AM

what happened to chalk?

I did learn a few tricks from "The Complete Tightwad Gazette," but it really bites when teachers want you to buy their red checking pencils and dry erase markers AND dry erase erasers. I think the reason chalk used to be so popular is we had something called "The Great Depression." Too bad no one remembers its lessons anymore, least of all our educators.

(3) Anonymous, September 8, 2003 12:00 AM

But lets be grateful...

There are those for whom running out to shop is not even a reality as they cannot even afford to put food on the table. For them ordering from Lands End would be a dream come true. How about if instead of complaining we think about our fellow Jew who cannot afford those new shoes for their kids...

(2) Julia, September 7, 2003 12:00 AM

It doesnt have to be that way!

One word: Homeschool. We can learn in our pajamas if we like. We couldn't care less about what brand of clothing we wear.

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