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The Great Jewlarious Joke Competition

The Great Jewlarious Joke Competition

Jewlarious is holding a competition to find the best Jewish joke and we want you to tell it.

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This is how it works:

Record yourself telling your favorite Jewish joke, upload it to YouTube and send us the link at jokes@aish.com or if the file size is under 2MB you can email it to us directly. All of the jokes that meet our content guidelines* will be uploaded to the Jewlarious website. The three jokes that garner the most Facebook “likes” will be declared the winners and featured on aish.com for the week leading up to Purim, and perhaps more importantly, the winners will all receive the coveted “Golden Hamentaschen Award”. Whatever that is.

Who knows, maybe you’re the next Jerry Seinfeld?

*Remember we are a Jewish, family friendly site. So no inappropriate language or subject material.

Published: January 25, 2014


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Visitor Comments: 5

(5) Ahuva - Jerusalem, February 5, 2014 12:39 PM

for ; JOKE COMPETITION

How can you say the world's not Jewish when the sun's real name is Sol?

(4) Ahuva, February 5, 2014 12:26 PM

for : JOKE COMPETITON

All these people were down on Miami Beach when all of a sudden the water turned black and murky, and this hideous sea minster comes out of it, standing there, dripping sea weed, looming over everyone and saying gha gha gha.

All the people got scared, screamed and ran away. Except for one little old Jewish lady. She got closer and closer, and closer and closer, looked up at him over her glasses and exclaimed, "Oy! Have I got a girl for you!"

(3) Dena - Jerusalem, February 4, 2014 8:43 PM

for : JOKE COMPETITOIN

These two middle-aged Jewish women were riding on the train, discussing how terrible they think it is that in our day and age, there are still Jewish men who wear that long black coat and big black hat, when , all of a sudden. lo and behold, what do they see-two rows in front of them, one of THOSE. So one of the ladies decides she is going to give him a piece of her mind and marches right up to him. "Excuse me, sir, ", she says, "but do you realize that your dress is causing anti-Semitism?" He looks up at her sheepishly and says, "I'm really sorry, ma'm, I don't want to cause anti-Semitism, but I'm Amish, and this is the way we have always dressed". "Oh!" she exclaimed excitedly. "Amish! How quaint! Perhaps you could invite us to your village and we could learn the meaning of these old and beautiful customs?"

(2) Shoshana - Jerusalem, February 4, 2014 4:19 PM

for : JOKE COMPETITION

So there was this Jew who was fed up already with all the anti-Semitism and went to the priest and said he wanted to convert, and the priest said , "Okay, on one condition- that you don't eat fish on Friday night." So the Jew said, "No problem" and the priest sprinkled some water on him from a bottle on his desk and said, 3 times, "you're not a Jew, you're a goy, you're not a Jew, you're a goy" " and the Jew went home happily. Comes Friday night and the priest wanted to see if the Jew is keeping his word so he goes over and looks in the window and sees him eating a fish! And not some little gefilte, mind you, but a whole salmon. So he goes into the house and says "Why did you lie to me? You said you wouldn't eat fish"? Jew: "Mr. Priest, It's not a fish, it's a chicken". Priest : "What do you mean a chicken?! I see it's a fish". "Ah", says the Jew. "You are right. It was a fish, but I learned from you and now it's a chicken". "Learned from me?" asked the priest. "Yes. I sprinkled some water on him three times and said, "You're not a fish, you're a chicken. You're not a fish......."

(1) AJWachs@Gmail.com.com, January 29, 2014 12:10 AM

VERY FUNNY!

HA HA!

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