Carpool Craziness
by Mordechai SchmutterI miss the school bus. Not that I’m chasing after it yelling “Wait!” but I yearn for it.
Take Out the Trash
by Mordechai SchmutterAs a public service I’d like to take this opportunity to educate people about the facts of littering, using recent news stories.
An Arab League Observer Speaks
by Jewlarious.com StaffAn anonymous Arab League observer risks his life to Tweet from within Syria.
The Jewish Disorder Manual
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyMy very own Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders for my very own people.
Behind the PTA
by Mordechai SchmutterA teacher tells all about what’s really happening on parent teacher night.
The Jewish Grinch
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyAs a Jew, I love the Christmas season, because it reminds me that I am different.
Let the Games Begin!
by Mordechai SchmutterWith Chanukah coming to a close, now our kids will start playing with their new toys. Be prepared.
Men: For Dummies
by Mordechai SchmutterConfused why your husband won't ask for directions? Let me explain.
Arab League Sanctions Syria, Crushes Windpipes
by Shmuel Savage“The press in the Arab world is free to criticize Syria -- and only Syria!”
Paul McCartney-owitz?
by Mark MillerRumor has it Paul McCartney is converting to Judaism. Nu, so let's investigate.
Thanksgiving Is for Turkeys
by Judy GruenI’m sitting out Thanksgiving this year. Not because I am un-American, but because I’m full.
Don’t Ask Your Children This
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyQuestions Jewish parents should never ask their children.
7 Billion Is Not Enough
by Simcha WeinsteinWorld population may have hit seven billion people, but here’s why we need more.
Nobel Nobodies
by Mark Miller5 Jewish geniuses were just awarded Nobel prizes. But sadly many more were rejected.
Tips From Your Grammar
by Mordechai SchmutterGrammar tips from an English teacher at a Jewish day school.
Yiddish Curses for the New Millennium
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyHe should grow like an onion with his head in the ground.
The Sukkah Classifieds
by Mordechai SchmutterThis being the first year I’m putting up a sukkah, I am going to check the “sukkah classifieds” for decorations.
The Year We Built the Sukkah
by Perry BlockSome kids nag their dad to get them a dog. Mine nagged me to build them a sukkah.
Finding Beauty in Tragedy
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyMy husband just had a devastating stroke and the power of Jewish humor is helping me get through it.
It Could be Worse
by Mordechai SchmutterWith the ten days of repentance upon us, let’s work on our pessimism. Not that it’s going to help anything.
Jewish-ish
by Andy CowanCatholics are Catholics, never Catholic-ish, and Protestants are Protestants, never Protestant-ish. So why are we hedging our bets?
Like Totally Awesome
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyMillennial-Speak: Totally awesome ways to butcher an already totally awesome language.
Play it Safe
by Mordechai SchmutterHave our schools actually gotten safer or have parents just gotten more neurotic?
The Tribe Hits the Tube
by Perry BlockThis year’s fall TV lineup has some interesting Jewish characters.
The Arab Spring and the Israeli Summer
by Richard RabkinIsrael is showing the world how it’s done once again. This time, it’s how to protest.
The Lost Art of Babysitting
by Mordechai SchmutterWe beg them to let us pay them to come to our houses, sit on our couch, do almost no work and raid our refrigerator. The teenagers have officially won.
Will & Kate’s Excellent Jewish Adventure
by Mark MillerWhat would it look like if Will and Kate came to my house for dinner…
Supermarketing
by Mordechai SchmutterEvery time I get conned into spending more money at the supermarket, I’m doing my part to fight the recession.
The Art of the Shmooze
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyImprove your Shmooze IQ with my Shmooze Dos and Don’ts.
Seoul Man
by Richard RabkinI have a message for my Korean exchange student, 20 years in the making.
If I Were a Rich Woman
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyI write for a living. In other words, I ain’t rich.
Brown Thumbs
by Mordechai SchmutterSummer is almost here, and homeowners know what that means: gardening.
My Commencement Address
by Judy GruenStudents around the world who will be graduating shortly, gather around and listen to my pearls of wisdom.
Tee Time
by Mordechai SchmutterWe just signed my son of for Little League, or as we like to call it “Yiddel League.”
Did Jews Kill Bin Laden?
by Mark MillerAn elite team of Jewish celebrities may have helped bring down Bin Laden.
