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Under the Knife

Under the Knife

I’m deaf and going in for surgery for a cochlear implant. Send kosher Chinese – please!

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Saudi Arabia’s New Torture Techniques

Saudi Arabia’s New Torture Techniques

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Jewlarious has obtained a leaked document of alternate torture methods under discussion by the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.

Back in Pain

Back in Pain

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I’ve got back pain so I guess that means mazal tov to me, I am old now.

Gefilte Tank: Part Two

Gefilte Tank: Part Two

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Suze Essenfeld bought into the Krankheiter – a thermometer that tells you when you are not sick.

Judaic Hall of Marketing Shame

Judaic Hall of Marketing Shame

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Least-successful Jewish celebrity-branded products like Paul Simon’s “I am a Sock.”

An Open letter to Kim Jung Un

An Open letter to Kim Jung Un

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Sony may be afraid of you, but Jewlarious is not.

The Differences Between Jewish and Non-Jewish New Year’s Resolutions

The Differences Between Jewish and Non-Jewish New Year’s Resolutions

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“Spend more time with family & friends.” Um… for 3500 Jews have been nailing this one.

If Christmas Songs were Written about Hanukkah

If Christmas Songs were Written about Hanukkah

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Many Christmas songs were written by Jews. If instead they wrote their songs for Hanukkah, this is what they’d look like.

Mordechai’s Chanukah Gift Guide

Mordechai’s Chanukah Gift Guide

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How about the Back-Scratch Shirt which comes with a grid on the back, like in battleship, so you can direct the scratcher to the specific itch with lightening precision.

Gefilte Tank

Gefilte Tank

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We Jews need our own “Shark Tank.” Meet “Gefilte Tank.”

8 Out of the Box Candidates for Israeli Prime Minister

8 Out of the Box Candidates for Israeli Prime Minister

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Prime Minister Sean Hannity?!

5 Things Jews Shouldn’t Do at the Office Holiday Party

5 Things Jews Shouldn’t Do at the Office Holiday Party

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If you can’t sing, tell jokes, don’t make the office party your debut.

The 3000 Year Old Jewish Woman, Part 3

The 3000 Year Old Jewish Woman, Part 3

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Meet Sylvia. She’s been around for 3000 years, the last 1200 of which with an enormous bunion. But does she complain? No.

5 Questions Not to Ask a Prospective Jewish Boss

5 Questions Not to Ask a Prospective Jewish Boss

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“Listen, if this interview is going on much longer, can we at least bring in a nosh?”

The Return of the Grown-Up Kids

The Return of the Grown-Up Kids

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What’s better: empty nest or full house? I’m conflicted.

Through the Roof

Through the Roof

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Today’s topic: how to save on home-heating costs.

Confessions of a Clutterphile

Confessions of a Clutterphile

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I thought of going on one of those “Hoarding” reality shows, except they’d make me throw out my stuff. And my stuff is important.

The Angst of Online Grocery Shopping

The Angst of Online Grocery Shopping

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Goodbye grocery store, hello newfound freedom!

Most Embarrassing Jewish Stories that Went Viral

Most Embarrassing Jewish Stories that Went Viral

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Did you hear about the kosher deli owner who was thinking about becoming a vegan? Let’s just say it wasn’t great for business.

Ten Differences Between the Klinghoffer Opera Protests and the Danish Cartoon Protests

Ten Differences Between the Klinghoffer Opera Protests and the Danish Cartoon Protests

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Klinghoffer protestors stopped by Zabar’s for rugelach 8 times in 3 hours.

Jewpers

Jewpers

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We Jews love to laugh at ourselves. So let’s do that with some “Jewpers” – or Bloopers involving Jews.

Losing Sleep

Losing Sleep

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When I go to sleep I’m out like a light. My wife though takes a bit longer and then blames me for it, like there’s a certain amount of sleep to go around, and I’m using all of it up.

10 Zingers Cut from Netanyahu’s Speeches

10 Zingers Cut from Netanyahu’s Speeches

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Did you hear Prime Minister Netanyahu’s Derek Jeter zinger during his UN speech? Here are 10 more zingers that didn’t make the cut.

THE 3000 Year Old Jewish Woman: Part Two

THE 3000 Year Old Jewish Woman: Part Two

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Archeologists discovered a 3000 year old woman in the Negev desert named Sylvia. After she woke up from her nap, she had more to say.

The 3000 Year Old Jewish Woman

The 3000 Year Old Jewish Woman

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Archeologists just found a 3000 year old woman in the Negev. And her name is Sylvia.

10 Things We’d Like to See in 5775

10 Things We’d Like to See in 5775

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An open letter to 5775 from the Jewish people.

Personal Growth

Personal Growth

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As Rosh Hashanah approaches, I have been tackling my personal growth. And by that, I mean weight gain.

New Jewish Superheroes

New Jewish Superheroes

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Wholesaleman puts back in people’s pockets what those over-priced department store goniffs are stealing with their fancy-shmancy labels.

The Yiddish and English Quiz

The Yiddish and English Quiz

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Can you tell if it sounds like what it means? Take this quiz and find out.

7 Things School Teaches Kids About Real Life

7 Things School Teaches Kids About Real Life

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As a teacher my students always ask me what school teaches them about real life. Here’s what.

8 Alternatives to the ALS Ice Bucket Challenges

8 Alternatives to the ALS Ice Bucket Challenges

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Why dump a bucket of ice on your head when you can…

Traveling Light

Traveling Light

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Gas prices keep going up. Here are my tips to keep your costs down.

Blame It On the Jews

Blame It On the Jews

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Anti-Jewish Media Bias Through the Ages including: Egyptian Pharoh claims 10 plagues completely disproportionate response to slavery.

The Jewish Food Personality Test

The Jewish Food Personality Test

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What do your Jewish food preferences say about you?

The 9 Best Moments in On Air Israel Defense

The 9 Best Moments in On Air Israel Defense

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Israel is fighting in two battles: one on the field and the other in the world of public opinion. Here are 9 small victories.

Car Talk

Car Talk

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We’re in the market for a new car. This is not going to be fun.

Marnie’s Guide to Unique Jewish Diseases II

Marnie’s Guide to Unique Jewish Diseases II

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Part 2 of the abbreviated dictionary of Jewish diseases.

Stuck On You

Stuck On You

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Here’s a sure fire tip if you want to be remembered for posterity: do something really embarrassing. Humanity promises not to forget.

Ten Ways the IDF is More Humane Than…

Ten Ways the IDF is More Humane Than…

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...your mother-in-law and 9 others you never considered.

Organic Escapades

Organic Escapades

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Success and failure in my back yard organic garden.

Marnie’s Guide to Unique Jewish Diseases

Marnie’s Guide to Unique Jewish Diseases

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The abbreviated dictionary of Jewish diseases.

Look Up

Look Up

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Meet Shmeel. He’s a volunteer first responder for Emergency Medical Services in Jerusalem. And he’s got some stories to tell.

Put Me In Coach!

Put Me In Coach!

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A manual to coaching Little League, or in my case, Yiddle League.

Frayed Clothing and the Men Who Love Them

Frayed Clothing and the Men Who Love Them

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My husband is like Mr. Sustainability when it comes to his clothes, using them up until they are utterly and incontrovertibly no longer usable.

A Nice Jewish Boy

A Nice Jewish Boy

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Five stereotypes of Nice Jewish Boys. Is there any truth to them?

Sports and Me

Sports and Me

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My struggle to understand my nephews’ obsession with football provided me with a spiritual touchdown of sorts.

Pain in the Mouth

Pain in the Mouth

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God has given me perfect health, but to make up for it, I have really bad teeth. Really bad.

An Interview with the Chief

An Interview with the Chief

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President Obama sits down with Jewlarious for a wide ranging interview. OK he didn’t really, but humor us.

Baby Talk

Baby Talk

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Ever wonder what that 1 year old is saying? Let me explain.

The Abbreviated Dictionary of “Nu”

The Abbreviated Dictionary of “Nu”

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Exploring the many meanings of “Nu.”