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Purim Headlines

Purim Headlines

What the Jewish newspapers would look like if the world was upside down.

by Staff

Purim is the holiday where things are turned on their head. After all, the wicked Haman was hanged on the very same gallows that he built for his arch enemy Mordechai. To add insult to injury Mordechai ended up taking Haman's old job as chief advisor to King Achashverosh. Some commentators say Mordechai even inherited Haman's old baseball card collection. With that in mind, we at Jewlarious began to wonder what the Jewish world would look like if it was indeed upside down. If you picked up the newspaper, you might find something like this.

If you have any "Purim Headlines" please add them in the comments section provided below.

"Purim Headlines" -- if the world were upside down.

March 15, 2008

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Visitor Comments: 12

(12) Linda, May 25, 2009 9:27 PM

Jewish mothers tell their grown children:

Jewish mothers tell their grown children: No problem, just call when you can. And don't feel bad if you can't call too often.

(11) Omega777, March 15, 2009 7:43 AM

Heh heh!! I like the ones depicting Ahmadinejad with a sinister smile when he said that and not forgetting Dudu Cohen too. Keep it up guys, you are truly exhilarating.

(10) Kathleen, March 12, 2009 7:19 PM

The Slam Dunk!

I'm still laughing about the Moshie Goldberg slam dunk! You guys are too funny.

(9) Anonymous, March 9, 2009 1:13 PM

another headline

Jewish Bubbee tells grandchildren they don't need to take seconds... without making them feel guilty

(8) Miriam, March 9, 2009 1:09 PM


wait... there is a Jewish organization that doesn't need to continue to fund raise???? and a Jewish mother that doesn't want her son in Med School????... the most shocking tho is that there is a shul where there isn't a mad rush on food for kiddush!!!!

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