Saving Energy
by Mordechai SchmutterMy wife and I are trying come up with ideas to save energy. But all of this thinking requires a lot of, well, energy.
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My wife and I are trying come up with ideas to save energy. But all of this thinking requires a lot of, well, energy.
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