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Israeli Knesset Removes Right to 3rd Opinion

Israeli Knesset Removes Right to 3rd Opinion

by Mem Morgenstern

Government to close second synagogue on Island with only one castaway.

Jewlarious Must-See TV

Jewlarious Must-See TV

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Three new Jewish shows you just can't miss.

Son, I'm Not Perfect

Son, I'm Not Perfect

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A letter to my 14 year old son, revealing something he might find shocking.

Letter from a Terrorist

Letter from a Terrorist

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Call me what I am -- a terrorist. I didn't go through years of terrorist school to be called a "militant."

756!!! Barry Berman All-Time Aliyah King

756!!! Barry Berman All-Time Aliyah King

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Berman tainted with allegation he is not from the tribe of Levi.

The Art of Napping

The Art of Napping

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I come from a long line of nappers. After all, my people mastered the Day of Rest.

Bit-Playing the Field

Bit-Playing the Field

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Dating in Hollywood is hard, especially when you feel like you're just a "bit player."

Letter to My Long-Lost Waist

Letter to My Long-Lost Waist

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Please come back to me. I miss you terribly.

Yachupitzville Development Project Opens to Little Fanfare

Yachupitzville Development Project Opens to Little Fanfare

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Jewish developer saddened by complete lack of interest.

Womanland and Manland

Womanland and Manland

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Want to understand the differences between men and women? Welcome to my new amusement park...

BBC Praises Hamas; Requests More Kidnappings

BBC Praises Hamas; Requests More Kidnappings

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Hostage taking seen as valuable learning experience.

Micronesian Academics Boycott British Academics over Academic Boycott of Israel

Micronesian Academics Boycott British Academics over Academic Boycott of Israel

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Polynesians to follow with boycott of yet to be determined country.

A Starbucks Star

A Starbucks Star

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Penning a quote on a Starbucks cup has been my brush with fame.

Earth-like Planet Discovered; Residents Rabidly Anti-Semitic

Earth-like Planet Discovered; Residents Rabidly Anti-Semitic

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Planet with no Jews, blames Jews for their problems

My Son, the Pyromaniac

My Son, the Pyromaniac

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As Lag B'Omer approaches, so does the Israeli bonfire ritual.

Iranian President Puts Forward Middle East Peace Plan

Iranian President Puts Forward Middle East Peace Plan

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Announces another "gift to the West."

Don't Forget the Tuna

Don't Forget the Tuna

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Good advice to the kosher traveler.

Pillsbury Doughboy Burned in Tragic Passover Cleaning Accident

Pillsbury Doughboy Burned in Tragic Passover Cleaning Accident

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Loveable American icon toasted, then laid to rest.

J-Quiz

J-Quiz

by Jewlarious.com Staff

Test your JewQ!

Archeologist Allegedly Discover Controversial Tomb of

Archeologist Allegedly Discover Controversial Tomb of "Yankele the Butcher"

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Evidence of a pastrami sandwich found at the gravesite.

The Immigrant

The Immigrant

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Our children are becoming real Israelis. We are both very proud, and very afraid.

The Shushan Times

The Shushan Times

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2300 year old Persian Newspaper recently discovered!

Kiss Me, I'm Polish

Kiss Me, I'm Polish

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My quest to become a Polish citizen reminded me who I really am.

Israel Initiates Recycling Program; Arab Street Erupts in Anger

Israel Initiates Recycling Program; Arab Street Erupts in Anger

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Street sweepers being ambushed for allegedly tampering with sanctity of Holy City.

Citrus Harvest Devastation in California Blamed on Nefarious Zionist Plot

Citrus Harvest Devastation in California Blamed on Nefarious Zionist Plot

by Rick Frank

Propagandists develop Jaffa Oranges conspiracy theory.

Calvin Klein Bottles Old Person Scent:

Calvin Klein Bottles Old Person Scent: "Bubbie"

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No senior can resist Bubbie's subtle blend of Ben-Gay and meat balls.

Moishe and Me

Moishe and Me

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My Jewish dog reminds me to be a mensch.

Shabbos Goyim Go On Work Stoppage Work Stoppage

Shabbos Goyim Go On Work Stoppage Work Stoppage

by Martin Bodek and Mordechai Ovits

Disaffected custodians are threatening to unionize and take to the streets.

My Name Is Mark and I'm a Jewish Date aholic

My Name Is Mark and I'm a Jewish Date aholic

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150 coffee first dates have got me addicted to dating and caffeine.

Jimmy Carter Accuses Israel of Being Democracy

Jimmy Carter Accuses Israel of Being Democracy

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Ex-President demands Israeli government end its occupation of Israel.

If I Can Make It There

If I Can Make It There

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Moving to NYC -- a city teeming with Cousin Larrys.

Jew or Non-Jew

Jew or Non-Jew

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Take the Jewlarious.com Quiz

Mel Gibson Demands Kramer Apology

Mel Gibson Demands Kramer Apology

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Racist remarks cause outrage from Hollywood racist.

Kosher Butcher Goes up in Flames; Fire Sale on Smoked Meat Ensues

Kosher Butcher Goes up in Flames; Fire Sale on Smoked Meat Ensues

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Consumers can't get enough of that "charbroiled taste".

Jerusalem Syndrome and Avian Flu

Jerusalem Syndrome and Avian Flu

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Man Stricken with Jerusalem Syndrome and Avian Flu thinks he is both Messiah and Piece of Poultry

Grandmother Called; Family Crisis Averted

Grandmother Called; Family Crisis Averted

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86-year-old Estelle Coplowitz threatens hunger strike if her family doesn't call.

Mid-Term Synagogue Elections Turn Ugly

Mid-Term Synagogue Elections Turn Ugly

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Incumbent at risk of losing his seat due to unpopular Kiddush policies.

Jerry Seinfeld's Talmud Lesson

Jerry Seinfeld's Talmud Lesson

by Torahmusings.com

Everything is contained within the Talmud -- even Seinfeld's discussion about "double dipping."

Shul Bans Two for Testing Positive for Davening Enhancing Substances

Shul Bans Two for Testing Positive for Davening Enhancing Substances

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"Davenoid" tests now underway.

New Release: Evil Kanevilstein and the Jewish Daredevils

New Release: Evil Kanevilstein and the Jewish Daredevils

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Coming soon to a synagogue near you.

Entenmann Bar Mitzvah

Entenmann Bar Mitzvah

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12-Year-old Boy Requests Modest Bar Mitzvah Celebration; Parents Outraged

Pedro Martinez takes Stand; Refuses to Pitch on Yom Kippur

Pedro Martinez takes Stand; Refuses to Pitch on Yom Kippur

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May not be able to pitch on the first days of Sukkos or Simchas Torah.

Jew Tube: The New TV Season

Jew Tube: The New TV Season

by Sammy Benoit

From Everyone Hates the Jews to Survivor Catskills.

Zadie Takes Shvitz After Eating Pastrami Sandwich for the 1000th Day Straight

Zadie Takes Shvitz After Eating Pastrami Sandwich for the 1000th Day Straight

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Morris Rosenberg, known to friends and family simply as "Zadie" has done the seemingly impossible.

All I Really Need to Know I Learned Growing Up Jewish

All I Really Need to Know I Learned Growing Up Jewish

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Jewish life lessons learned from a Jewish Mother.

Synagogue innovates membership initiave for shul you don't go to

Synagogue innovates membership initiave for shul you don't go to

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Make us ‘the shul you don't go to.'

Bashar Speaks

Bashar Speaks

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An exclusive interview with Bashar Assad.

UJM Ceasefire Agreement

UJM Ceasefire Agreement

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Jewish Mother Agree to Cease Using Guilt as a Weapon, "If that's what we Really Want"

Record 64 Pound Gefilte Fish Caught in Minnesota Lake

Record 64 Pound Gefilte Fish Caught in Minnesota Lake

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Over-Gefilte-Fishing Sparks Greenpeace Cry for Gefilte-Fishing Moratorium

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