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The December Dilemma

The December Dilemma

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Resolutions like these come a few weeks early for people like me.

Synagogue Establishes

Synagogue Establishes "Fantasy Shul League"

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Competition heats up to draft best "Daveners."

Be My CyberFriend

Be My CyberFriend

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How can I join Facebook if I don't have any cyberfriends?

On the Nose

On the Nose

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A freak accident caused me to lose my sense of smell. Bereft of smell, I was "smeft."

Spare Time!?

Spare Time!?

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I like to work. What can I say? So I put myself to work finding a new hobby.

The Child- to-Parent Dictionary

The Child- to-Parent Dictionary

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Find out what your kids really mean when they say "I love you."

What's the Big Idea?

What's the Big Idea?

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My five crazy ideas to revitalize Jewish life.

Virtual Women

Virtual Women

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It's hard for me to tell the real women from the fake ones.

Puttin' on the Shmutz

Puttin' on the Shmutz

by Scott Blumenthal

Excerpts from the New English-Yiddish Dictionary.

Ahmadinejad: Iran Doesn't Have Tyrannical Dictators

Ahmadinejad: Iran Doesn't Have Tyrannical Dictators

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Apparently don't have many things from athlete's foot to pistachios.

Al Jazeera's New Fall TV Lineup

Al Jazeera's New Fall TV Lineup

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From "Who Wants to Be a Militant" to "Fatah Knows Best," the new shows are sure to be a hit. Or else!

Yoga for Dummies

Yoga for Dummies

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Ashtanga Yoga: Staying in shape never smelled this bad.

Israel Bids for 6000 Summer Olympic Games

Israel Bids for 6000 Summer Olympic Games

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233 years from now on the Gregorian Calendar

Man Arrested for Covering Big Apple in Honey

Man Arrested for Covering Big Apple in Honey

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Caught carrying 37 bear-shaped jugs.

Israeli Knesset Removes Right to 3rd Opinion

Israeli Knesset Removes Right to 3rd Opinion

by Mem Morgenstern

Government to close second synagogue on Island with only one castaway.

Jewlarious Must-See TV

Jewlarious Must-See TV

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Three new Jewish shows you just can't miss.

Son, I'm Not Perfect

Son, I'm Not Perfect

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A letter to my 14 year old son, revealing something he might find shocking.

Letter from a Terrorist

Letter from a Terrorist

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Call me what I am -- a terrorist. I didn't go through years of terrorist school to be called a "militant."

756!!! Barry Berman All-Time Aliyah King

756!!! Barry Berman All-Time Aliyah King

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Berman tainted with allegation he is not from the tribe of Levi.

The Art of Napping

The Art of Napping

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I come from a long line of nappers. After all, my people mastered the Day of Rest.

Bit-Playing the Field

Bit-Playing the Field

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Dating in Hollywood is hard, especially when you feel like you're just a "bit player."

Letter to My Long-Lost Waist

Letter to My Long-Lost Waist

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Please come back to me. I miss you terribly.

Yachupitzville Development Project Opens to Little Fanfare

Yachupitzville Development Project Opens to Little Fanfare

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Jewish developer saddened by complete lack of interest.

Womanland and Manland

Womanland and Manland

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Want to understand the differences between men and women? Welcome to my new amusement park...

BBC Praises Hamas; Requests More Kidnappings

BBC Praises Hamas; Requests More Kidnappings

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Hostage taking seen as valuable learning experience.

Micronesian Academics Boycott British Academics over Academic Boycott of Israel

Micronesian Academics Boycott British Academics over Academic Boycott of Israel

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Polynesians to follow with boycott of yet to be determined country.

A Starbucks Star

A Starbucks Star

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Penning a quote on a Starbucks cup has been my brush with fame.

Earth-like Planet Discovered; Residents Rabidly Anti-Semitic

Earth-like Planet Discovered; Residents Rabidly Anti-Semitic

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Planet with no Jews, blames Jews for their problems

My Son, the Pyromaniac

My Son, the Pyromaniac

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As Lag B'Omer approaches, so does the Israeli bonfire ritual.

Iranian President Puts Forward Middle East Peace Plan

Iranian President Puts Forward Middle East Peace Plan

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Announces another "gift to the West."

Don't Forget the Tuna

Don't Forget the Tuna

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Good advice to the kosher traveler.

Pillsbury Doughboy Burned in Tragic Passover Cleaning Accident

Pillsbury Doughboy Burned in Tragic Passover Cleaning Accident

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Loveable American icon toasted, then laid to rest.

J-Quiz

J-Quiz

by Jewlarious.com Staff

Test your JewQ!

Archeologist Allegedly Discover Controversial Tomb of

Archeologist Allegedly Discover Controversial Tomb of "Yankele the Butcher"

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Evidence of a pastrami sandwich found at the gravesite.

The Immigrant

The Immigrant

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Our children are becoming real Israelis. We are both very proud, and very afraid.

The Shushan Times

The Shushan Times

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2300 year old Persian Newspaper recently discovered!

Kiss Me, I'm Polish

Kiss Me, I'm Polish

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My quest to become a Polish citizen reminded me who I really am.

Israel Initiates Recycling Program; Arab Street Erupts in Anger

Israel Initiates Recycling Program; Arab Street Erupts in Anger

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Street sweepers being ambushed for allegedly tampering with sanctity of Holy City.

Citrus Harvest Devastation in California Blamed on Nefarious Zionist Plot

Citrus Harvest Devastation in California Blamed on Nefarious Zionist Plot

by Rick Frank

Propagandists develop Jaffa Oranges conspiracy theory.

Calvin Klein Bottles Old Person Scent:

Calvin Klein Bottles Old Person Scent: "Bubbie"

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No senior can resist Bubbie's subtle blend of Ben-Gay and meat balls.

Moishe and Me

Moishe and Me

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My Jewish dog reminds me to be a mensch.

Shabbos Goyim Go On Work Stoppage Work Stoppage

Shabbos Goyim Go On Work Stoppage Work Stoppage

by Martin Bodek and Mordechai Ovits

Disaffected custodians are threatening to unionize and take to the streets.

My Name Is Mark and I'm a Jewish Date aholic

My Name Is Mark and I'm a Jewish Date aholic

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150 coffee first dates have got me addicted to dating and caffeine.

Jimmy Carter Accuses Israel of Being Democracy

Jimmy Carter Accuses Israel of Being Democracy

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Ex-President demands Israeli government end its occupation of Israel.

If I Can Make It There

If I Can Make It There

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Moving to NYC -- a city teeming with Cousin Larrys.

Jew or Non-Jew

Jew or Non-Jew

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Take the Jewlarious.com Quiz

Mel Gibson Demands Kramer Apology

Mel Gibson Demands Kramer Apology

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Racist remarks cause outrage from Hollywood racist.

Kosher Butcher Goes up in Flames; Fire Sale on Smoked Meat Ensues

Kosher Butcher Goes up in Flames; Fire Sale on Smoked Meat Ensues

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Consumers can't get enough of that "charbroiled taste".

Jerusalem Syndrome and Avian Flu

Jerusalem Syndrome and Avian Flu

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Man Stricken with Jerusalem Syndrome and Avian Flu thinks he is both Messiah and Piece of Poultry

Grandmother Called; Family Crisis Averted

Grandmother Called; Family Crisis Averted

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86-year-old Estelle Coplowitz threatens hunger strike if her family doesn't call.

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