Resolutions like these come a few weeks early for people like me.
Competition heats up to draft best "Daveners."
A freak accident caused me to lose my sense of smell. Bereft of smell, I was "smeft."
I like to work. What can I say? So I put myself to work finding a new hobby.
Find out what your kids really mean when they say "I love you."
Excerpts from the New English-Yiddish Dictionary.
Apparently don't have many things from athlete's foot to pistachios.
From "Who Wants to Be a Militant" to "Fatah Knows Best," the new shows are sure to be a hit. Or else!
233 years from now on the Gregorian Calendar
Caught carrying 37 bear-shaped jugs.
Government to close second synagogue on Island with only one castaway.
A letter to my 14 year old son, revealing something he might find shocking.
Call me what I am -- a terrorist. I didn't go through years of terrorist school to be called a "militant."
Berman tainted with allegation he is not from the tribe of Levi.
I come from a long line of nappers. After all, my people mastered the Day of Rest.
Dating in Hollywood is hard, especially when you feel like you're just a "bit player."
Jewish developer saddened by complete lack of interest.
Want to understand the differences between men and women? Welcome to my new amusement park...
Hostage taking seen as valuable learning experience.
Polynesians to follow with boycott of yet to be determined country.
Planet with no Jews, blames Jews for their problems
As Lag B'Omer approaches, so does the Israeli bonfire ritual.
Announces another "gift to the West."
Loveable American icon toasted, then laid to rest.
Test your JewQ!
Evidence of a pastrami sandwich found at the gravesite.
Our children are becoming real Israelis. We are both very proud, and very afraid.
My quest to become a Polish citizen reminded me who I really am.
Street sweepers being ambushed for allegedly tampering with sanctity of Holy City.
Propagandists develop Jaffa Oranges conspiracy theory.
No senior can resist Bubbie's subtle blend of Ben-Gay and meat balls.
Disaffected custodians are threatening to unionize and take to the streets.
150 coffee first dates have got me addicted to dating and caffeine.
Ex-President demands Israeli government end its occupation of Israel.
Racist remarks cause outrage from Hollywood racist.
Consumers can't get enough of that "charbroiled taste".
Man Stricken with Jerusalem Syndrome and Avian Flu thinks he is both Messiah and Piece of Poultry
86-year-old Estelle Coplowitz threatens hunger strike if her family doesn't call.