Kiss Me, I'm Polish

My quest to become a Polish citizen reminded me who I really am.

Israel Initiates Recycling Program; Arab Street Erupts in Anger

Street sweepers being ambushed for allegedly tampering with sanctity of Holy City.

Citrus Harvest Devastation in California Blamed on Nefarious Zionist Plot

Propagandists develop Jaffa Oranges conspiracy theory.

Calvin Klein Bottles Old Person Scent: "Bubbie"

No senior can resist Bubbie's subtle blend of Ben-Gay and meat balls.

Moishe and Me

My Jewish dog reminds me to be a mensch.

Shabbos Goyim Go On Work Stoppage Work Stoppage

Disaffected custodians are threatening to unionize and take to the streets.

My Name Is Mark and I'm a Jewish Date aholic

150 coffee first dates have got me addicted to dating and caffeine.

Jimmy Carter Accuses Israel of Being Democracy

Ex-President demands Israeli government end its occupation of Israel.

If I Can Make It There

Moving to NYC -- a city teeming with Cousin Larrys.

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Mel Gibson Demands Kramer Apology

Racist remarks cause outrage from Hollywood racist.

Kosher Butcher Goes up in Flames; Fire Sale on Smoked Meat Ensues

Consumers can't get enough of that "charbroiled taste".

Jerusalem Syndrome and Avian Flu

Man Stricken with Jerusalem Syndrome and Avian Flu thinks he is both Messiah and Piece of Poultry

Grandmother Called; Family Crisis Averted

86-year-old Estelle Coplowitz threatens hunger strike if her family doesn't call.

Mid-Term Synagogue Elections Turn Ugly

Incumbent at risk of losing his seat due to unpopular Kiddush policies.

Jerry Seinfeld's Talmud Lesson

Everything is contained within the Talmud -- even Seinfeld's discussion about "double dipping."

Entenmann Bar Mitzvah

12-Year-old Boy Requests Modest Bar Mitzvah Celebration; Parents Outraged

Pedro Martinez takes Stand; Refuses to Pitch on Yom Kippur

May not be able to pitch on the first days of Sukkos or Simchas Torah.

Jew Tube: The New TV Season

From Everyone Hates the Jews to Survivor Catskills.

Zadie Takes Shvitz After Eating Pastrami Sandwich for the 1000th Day Straight

Morris Rosenberg, known to friends and family simply as "Zadie" has done the seemingly impossible.

All I Really Need to Know I Learned Growing Up Jewish

Jewish life lessons learned from a Jewish Mother.

Bashar Speaks

An exclusive interview with Bashar Assad.

UJM Ceasefire Agreement

Jewish Mother Agree to Cease Using Guilt as a Weapon, "If that's what we Really Want"

Record 64 Pound Gefilte Fish Caught in Minnesota Lake

Over-Gefilte-Fishing Sparks Greenpeace Cry for Gefilte-Fishing Moratorium

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