My kids get a snow day; I get a headache.
Advice to those advocating a boycott of Israel: be consistent and boycott everything that comes from the tiny Jewish state. This will make your life much more…interesting.
Cold weather got you down? Here are seven activities you can do to lift your spirits.
If I would have known what a pain it would be to find clothes to wear to my wife’s brother’s wedding, I never would have sent in the reply card.
See which notable Jews make the 2014 Jewlarious calendar.
Scoring a professional goal can take a long time. A really long time. But it’s worth it.
I think it’s time we dispelled all these old wives’ tales about medicine that we’ve been hearing and repeating since our childhood.
Plan a treasure hunt to find a grocery store that’s open and ask them for the gefilte fish section.
Think you’re a hypochondriac? Come and learn from the master.
Having a 15-month-old baby in your house that can walk but not talk is kind of like having a really short, slightly-insane foreigner living with you.
10 Things Yasser Arafat May Actually have Died From.
New Jewish words for Jewish young adults like… “gefiltering.”
A few of my favorite Jewish jokes for 2014.
7 top secret conversations overheard at the recent nuclear negotiations in Geneva.
I think I speak on behalf of everyone when I say it is not easy to figure out what to buy people for Chanukah.
The Chosen People’s latest miracle: Detroit Tigers name their first Jewish manager.
A study shows that 9 out of 10 children have never written a proper letter.
Take this hilarious 'test' designed to find out if you're ready to have kids.
The grueling physical challenge was everything my DNA says I should avoid.
If Dustin Hoffman, Richard Dreyfuss and Henry Winkler are now playing Zadies what does that make me?
The new Pew study of American Jews is out. And Mark Miller has something to say about it.
If I hate shopping for myself, what makes my wife think I am going to enjoy shopping for her?
Obama and Putin sit down to discuss Syria, Israel, and Macadamia Mango Mahi-Mahi.
Like: “When you got that 82 in physics your mom was actually happy?”
Like: So your last name’s Cooper. Tell me what was it before?
Have the past 21 generations of one family of flies dedicated themselves to mercilessly harassing me?
I am The World. Here are my resolutions.
An encounter with a nasty cockroach had me preparing for Rosh Hashanah.
I am one of those Jews who knows nothing about home improvement projects, other than how to write the checks for them.
As the mascot at my kids’ summer camp, I realized that we all want to know who is pulling the strings in life.
What’s it like to be a writer of Jewish humor? Marnie Macauley tells all.
My son leaves for college in about a month and I’m not sure how two klutzes like us are going to handle it.
Google has invented the self driving car. Wait, so whose picture is on the license?
New Yiddish words for Jewish young adults – like…blogshert!
Why the best asylum offer for Edward Snowden is the one from my Bubbie Yetta.
Food and beverage companies are scrambling to go kosher to capture the lucrative kosher market.
Actual results of a recent poll of hotel managers as to the strangest objects people have ever requested from the concierge.
Has anyone who’s against the NSA’s policy of phone and email tapping come up with a better way to find terrorists?
My wife and I are trying come up with ideas to save energy. But all of this thinking requires a lot of, well, energy.