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The Second Time Around

The Second Time Around

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

With the death of my husband, I’ve suddenly found myself part of a terrifying new demographic: Jewish Boomer Single.

Go for the Gold(berg)!

Go for the Gold(berg)!

by Mark Miller

How to improve the Olympics by making them more Jewish.

Flying High

Flying High

by Mordechai Schmutter

Statistically, it’s a lot safer to fly than to drive. I think I’ll take my chances.

The Funniest Jewish Jokes. Part 2

The Funniest Jewish Jokes. Part 2

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

These classic jokes are quintessentially Jewish and put me into hysterics.

And the Oscar Goes to?

And the Oscar Goes to?

by Mark Miller

The most intriguing rejectees from the San Francisco Jewish Film Festival.

Facebook Faceoff

Facebook Faceoff

by Judy Gruen

”Like” this article or we are no longer “friends.”

Have you Heard the One About…

Have you Heard the One About…

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

The funniest Jewish Jokes I’ve heard – and why.

Home Economics

Home Economics

by Mordechai Schmutter

Men are far more economical. Wait. Let me explain.

Crash Course in Texting for Parents

Crash Course in Texting for Parents

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

Did your parents ever speak another language so you wouldn’t understand? Well it’s happening again, but this time, your kids are the culprits.

Talking Small

Talking Small

by Mordechai Schmutter

Don’t talk to me about the weather, the food at the wedding you went to or how bad the traffic was – I hate small talk.

My 15 Minutes

My 15 Minutes

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

Several years ago I had a brush with celebrity – I starred in my own TV pilot.

Don’t Call Me Dad

Don’t Call Me Dad

by Ira Bodenheim

A young man came over to ask for permission to marry my daughter and I wanted to injure him. Badly.

Obama Woos the Jews

Obama Woos the Jews

by Mark Miller

President Obama’s top-secret, 10-step plan for wooing the Jews.

Chinese Auction Action

Chinese Auction Action

by Mordechai Schmutter

How to make your next Chinese Auction a fun-raising experience.

That’s So Annoying!

That’s So Annoying!

by Mordechai Schmutter

Modern technology’s most annoying inventions.

Jewish Paraprosdokians

Jewish Paraprosdokians

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

50 paraprosdokians for the articulate Jew.

Having a Ball

Having a Ball

by Mordechai Schmutter

For his Afikoman present my son asked for a football. But I can’t play for the life of me. Help!

Cirque du Oy Vey

Cirque du Oy Vey

by Mark Miller

An advance preview of Las Vegas’ first Jewish-themed circus show.

Don’t Ask Your JYA’S This

Don’t Ask Your JYA’S This

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

Questions Jewish parents should never ask their Jewish Young Adult (JYA) children.

Judy for President

Judy for President

by Judy Gruen

Today I announce my candidacy for president of the United States. My motto: "Opinion over Experience”.

The Obama/Netanyahu Transcripts

The Obama/Netanyahu Transcripts

by Mark Miller

Private moments of Netanyahu-Obama White House visit caught on tape!

Priscilla’s Visit from her Mother in Law

Priscilla’s Visit from her Mother in Law

by Batsheva Twerski

Priscilla’s mother in law came to visit and she tried her very best to resolve things without violence.

A Celebration of Seltzer

A Celebration of Seltzer

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

Who remembers the days when we drank seltzer? It’s time to return to the good old days!

Purim: You Are Who You Eat

Purim: You Are Who You Eat

by Perry Block

In honor of Purim, I would like to broaden this whole Eating our Enemy custom.

A Jewlarious Hamantashen Recipe

A Jewlarious Hamantashen Recipe

by Mordechai Schmutter

Both the recipe and the jokes here are real.

The Jewish Oscars

The Jewish Oscars

by Mark Miller

Sneak Previews of Upcoming Jewish Versions of Oscar-Nominated Films.

The Brainy Bunch

The Brainy Bunch

by Judy Gruen

Does being Jewish make us smarter?

The Jewish Disorder Manual II

The Jewish Disorder Manual II

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

My diagnostic manual for Jewish disorders is back!

Carpool Craziness

Carpool Craziness

by Mordechai Schmutter

I miss the school bus. Not that I’m chasing after it yelling “Wait!” but I yearn for it.

Broken!

Broken!

by Mark Miller

Already broken Jewish celebrity New Year’s resolutions.

An Arab League Observer Speaks

An Arab League Observer Speaks

by Jewlarious.com Staff

An anonymous Arab League observer risks his life to Tweet from within Syria.

The Jewish Disorder Manual

The Jewish Disorder Manual

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

My very own Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders for my very own people.

Behind the PTA

Behind the PTA

by Mordechai Schmutter

A teacher tells all about what’s really happening on parent teacher night.

Dear 2012

Dear 2012

by Jewlarious.com Staff

On open letter to 2012 on behalf of the Jewish people.

The Jewish Grinch

The Jewish Grinch

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

As a Jew, I love the Christmas season, because it reminds me that I am different.

Let the Games Begin!

Let the Games Begin!

by Mordechai Schmutter

With Chanukah coming to a close, now our kids will start playing with their new toys. Be prepared.

Extreme Sports: Jewish Style

Extreme Sports: Jewish Style

by Simcha Weinstein

A guide to upside down dreidel spinning.

The 2011 Do Not Buy Guide

The 2011 Do Not Buy Guide

by Mark Miller

This year’s 6 least popular Chanukah gifts.

Tebowmania

Tebowmania

by Judy Gruen

Is Tim Tebow taking a page from Judah the Maccabbee?

Men: For Dummies

Men: For Dummies

by Mordechai Schmutter

Confused why your husband won't ask for directions? Let me explain.

Jewish Empty Nesters

Jewish Empty Nesters

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

You know you're one when…

Arab League Sanctions Syria, Crushes Windpipes

Arab League Sanctions Syria, Crushes Windpipes

by Shmuel Savage

“The press in the Arab world is free to criticize Syria -- and only Syria!”

Paul McCartney-owitz?

Paul McCartney-owitz?

by Mark Miller

Rumor has it Paul McCartney is converting to Judaism. Nu, so let's investigate.

Thanksgiving Is for Turkeys

Thanksgiving Is for Turkeys

by Judy Gruen

I’m sitting out Thanksgiving this year. Not because I am un-American, but because I’m full.

Don’t Ask Your Children This

Don’t Ask Your Children This

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

Questions Jewish parents should never ask their children.

7 Billion Is Not Enough

7 Billion Is Not Enough

by Simcha Weinstein

World population may have hit seven billion people, but here’s why we need more.

Nobel Nobodies

Nobel Nobodies

by Mark Miller

5 Jewish geniuses were just awarded Nobel prizes. But sadly many more were rejected.

Tips From Your Grammar

Tips From Your Grammar

by Mordechai Schmutter

Grammar tips from an English teacher at a Jewish day school.

Yiddish Curses for the New Millennium

Yiddish Curses for the New Millennium

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

He should grow like an onion with his head in the ground.

The Sukkah Classifieds

The Sukkah Classifieds

by Mordechai Schmutter

This being the first year I’m putting up a sukkah, I am going to check the “sukkah classifieds” for decorations.

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