For example: the art of the two minute shower!
DMGK = Darf min gehn in kolledj or “for this I went to college”?!
It’s flu-season and my kids are really starting to take advantage.
Forget LOL” How about WAICL for “What am I, chopped liver”?
Why is it that when men get sick, even the manliest among them morph into sissies?
I’m deaf and going in for surgery for a cochlear implant. Send kosher Chinese – please!
Jewlarious has obtained a leaked document of alternate torture methods under discussion by the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.
I’ve got back pain so I guess that means mazal tov to me, I am old now.
Suze Essenfeld bought into the Krankheiter – a thermometer that tells you when you are not sick.
Least-successful Jewish celebrity-branded products like Paul Simon’s “I am a Sock.”
“Spend more time with family & friends.” Um… for 3500 Jews have been nailing this one.
Many Christmas songs were written by Jews. If instead they wrote their songs for Hanukkah, this is what they’d look like.
How about the Back-Scratch Shirt which comes with a grid on the back, like in battleship, so you can direct the scratcher to the specific itch with lightening precision.
Prime Minister Sean Hannity?!
If you can’t sing, tell jokes, don’t make the office party your debut.
Meet Sylvia. She’s been around for 3000 years, the last 1200 of which with an enormous bunion. But does she complain? No.
“Listen, if this interview is going on much longer, can we at least bring in a nosh?”
What’s better: empty nest or full house? I’m conflicted.
I thought of going on one of those “Hoarding” reality shows, except they’d make me throw out my stuff. And my stuff is important.
Did you hear about the kosher deli owner who was thinking about becoming a vegan? Let’s just say it wasn’t great for business.
Klinghoffer protestors stopped by Zabar’s for rugelach 8 times in 3 hours.
We Jews love to laugh at ourselves. So let’s do that with some “Jewpers” – or Bloopers involving Jews.
When I go to sleep I’m out like a light. My wife though takes a bit longer and then blames me for it, like there’s a certain amount of sleep to go around, and I’m using all of it up.
Did you hear Prime Minister Netanyahu’s Derek Jeter zinger during his UN speech? Here are 10 more zingers that didn’t make the cut.
Archeologists discovered a 3000 year old woman in the Negev desert named Sylvia. After she woke up from her nap, she had more to say.
Archeologists just found a 3000 year old woman in the Negev. And her name is Sylvia.
An open letter to 5775 from the Jewish people.
As Rosh Hashanah approaches, I have been tackling my personal growth. And by that, I mean weight gain.
Wholesaleman puts back in people’s pockets what those over-priced department store goniffs are stealing with their fancy-shmancy labels.
Can you tell if it sounds like what it means? Take this quiz and find out.
As a teacher my students always ask me what school teaches them about real life. Here’s what.
Why dump a bucket of ice on your head when you can…
Gas prices keep going up. Here are my tips to keep your costs down.
Anti-Jewish Media Bias Through the Ages including: Egyptian Pharoh claims 10 plagues completely disproportionate response to slavery.
What do your Jewish food preferences say about you?
Israel is fighting in two battles: one on the field and the other in the world of public opinion. Here are 9 small victories.
Part 2 of the abbreviated dictionary of Jewish diseases.
Here’s a sure fire tip if you want to be remembered for posterity: do something really embarrassing. Humanity promises not to forget.
...your mother-in-law and 9 others you never considered.
The abbreviated dictionary of Jewish diseases.
Meet Shmeel. He’s a volunteer first responder for Emergency Medical Services in Jerusalem. And he’s got some stories to tell.
A manual to coaching Little League, or in my case, Yiddle League.
My husband is like Mr. Sustainability when it comes to his clothes, using them up until they are utterly and incontrovertibly no longer usable.
Five stereotypes of Nice Jewish Boys. Is there any truth to them?