Shul Superheroes

Beware of Yichus Man whose superpowers belong to his great-grandfather who he talks about all of the time.

10 Reasons Why Israelis Love India

Suddenly a kippah becomes barely noticeable when standing next to a Turban-wearing Sikh.

Thankless Jewish Jobs

Let’s hear it for those who shield bar mitzvah boys from celebratory candy throwing.

Jewish Legal Dictionary: Jewish Vs. Not Jewish

It’s time for We Jews to create our own legal system.

New Jewish Superheroes

Move over Wonder Woman, there are some new Jewish Superheroes in town.

The Jewish Alexa for the Jewish Smart House

Introducing Aviva, the know-it-all maven more intelligent than all other digital personal assistants.

Bad Buffet Behavior

The all-you-can-eat buffet is the only thing on this planet that serves more food than the average Jewish mother.

Jewish Wedding Seating for Dummies

You will recognize the Bride’s Girlfriend Table from the quantity of hi-pitched ‘wooohs’.

Next Year in Disneyland?

Instead of Grand Master Yoda, you’ll see my nosy Grandmother Yente.

Shavuot Tips for Staying Up All Night

Eating cheese blintzes, I can do. But staying up all night, past sunrise?

Good Mourning

Join me while I highlight the things you should absolutely not utter or attempt when making a shiva call.

Jewish Health Care Plans

All HMOs serving Jewish patients will have the following slogan: ‘You should only have your health.”

UNESCO: No U.S. Connection to Washington, D.C. (& Other Resolutions)

Any travel to or from Washington, D.C., will require passports and vaccination records.

Non-vitations

We’re not schlepping to Israel for the bar mitzvah of our neighbor’s son, so why are they sending us a fancy schmancy invitation?

The Jewish Boomer Driver’s Test

As a Jew, how would you answer the following questions?

Jewish Hackers? Their Mothers Would Plotz!

My email was hacked. If my hackers were Jewish, this is what probably went down.

Lag B’Omer in Israel

Join me on a tour of my neighborhood in Israel as I witness the local children light the local park on fire.

Aliyah and Kosher Food

The reason I moved to Israel is for kosher food.

Bad Reasons for Not Moving to Israel

There may be some good reasons not to move to Israel. In honor of Yom Ha’atzmaut, here are some bad ones.

The Unreported Benefits of Matzah

Why matzah is a detective's dream.

Passed Over

My struggles in Hollywood feel like my own personal wandering through the desert.

Sinai Selfie

What would the Exodus from Egypt look like to Jews living in the smartphone generation?

My Surefire Passover Cleaning Tips

Tip #1: Eat everything in sight.

Pulpit Fiction

Why would any rationale human being choose to become a pulpit rabbi?

Jewish Food Support Group

Look who’s talking . . . our favorite Jewish foods!

Jewish Fairy Tales

For centuries fairy tales haven’t been Jewish. Until now.

The Benefits of Wearing a Kippah

I could easily envision an insurance company running an advertisement on a kippah with the slogan, "We've Got You Covered"

Dear Husband

This is what I did today. When you read this I will be fast asleep.

Purim Carnival Booth Ideas

Here are the best Purim carnival booth ideas I remember from my childhood.

New Purim Vocabulary Quiz

Discover new words you never knew you needed.

Tips for Shopping in Israel

Leave your cart at the checkout while you continue shopping.

A Brief History of Bagels and Lox

I’m spreading the truth. Call it a “schmear campaign.”

Rabbi Gives Advice to Congregants through Twitter

Rabbi Shlomo Mendel Zipowitz finds world leaders’ Tweeting contagious.

Shul Culture for Beginners

Not everything that happens in shul is in the siddur. Here are my tips on the other stuff.

How to Plan Super Bowl and Oscar Parties with Jewish Flair!

What’s a Jewish host supposed to do with two such important shindigs?

Mastering Parent Teacher Night

Find out who the best child in the class is, arrive early and simply tell the teacher you are that child’s parents.

Kosher Kreatures?

Think about how incredibly insulting it must be to pigs when they see kosher Jews eating "Facon."

Shul Etiquette for Beginners

My tips on how to fit in in shul.

Kronk’s List: The Jewish Craigslist

Two side-by-side elite cemetery plots in the Maimonides Memorial Cemetery in Beverly Hills, not far from Rodeo!

10 Simple Tips for Making Jews Laugh

Don’t resort to Fiddlerization or Yentl-ication.

Sweet Bread

When exactly did challah turn into dessert?

How to Start a Diet

“The diet starts now.” This is belted out by my uncle after wolfing down a half a brisket, quiche, pie, strawberry shortcake and stuffing.

Vegetarian and Normal

My husband took me on a wild ride from omnivore, to vegetarian, and back to omnivore again.

My 10 Predictions for the Jewish World in 2017

Tesla will develop a car that runs on chicken noodle soup.

Gifts Not to Give on Chanukah

Instead of gift cards, try currency with a stamp on it that says ‘Expired.’ Because that is what is going to happen to that gift card.

What to Tell your Kids about Santa

Let's go all traditional on this and use the time-held traditions of our people: sarcasm, inquiry, concern and knowledge (SICK).

Hanukkah in Vegas

Forget about Circus Circus, stay at the brand new hotel called Latkes Latkes.

Chanukah: Why We Fry

A brief history of the sufganiya – the Chanukah donut.

13 Reasons Why I Love Israel

In Israel, taxi drivers are more religious than anyone you know outside of Israel. Anyone.

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