Several years ago I had a brush with celebrity – I starred in my own TV pilot.
A young man came over to ask for permission to marry my daughter and I wanted to injure him. Badly.
How to make your next Chinese Auction a fun-raising experience.
For his Afikoman present my son asked for a football. But I can’t play for the life of me. Help!
Questions Jewish parents should never ask their Jewish Young Adult (JYA) children.
Today I announce my candidacy for president of the United States. My motto: "Opinion over Experience”.
Private moments of Netanyahu-Obama White House visit caught on tape!
Priscilla’s mother in law came to visit and she tried her very best to resolve things without violence.
Who remembers the days when we drank seltzer? It’s time to return to the good old days!
In honor of Purim, I would like to broaden this whole Eating our Enemy custom.
Sneak Previews of Upcoming Jewish Versions of Oscar-Nominated Films.
My diagnostic manual for Jewish disorders is back!
I miss the school bus. Not that I’m chasing after it yelling “Wait!” but I yearn for it.
An anonymous Arab League observer risks his life to Tweet from within Syria.
My very own Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders for my very own people.
A teacher tells all about what’s really happening on parent teacher night.
As a Jew, I love the Christmas season, because it reminds me that I am different.
“The press in the Arab world is free to criticize Syria -- and only Syria!”
Rumor has it Paul McCartney is converting to Judaism. Nu, so let's investigate.
I’m sitting out Thanksgiving this year. Not because I am un-American, but because I’m full.
Questions Jewish parents should never ask their children.
World population may have hit seven billion people, but here’s why we need more.
5 Jewish geniuses were just awarded Nobel prizes. But sadly many more were rejected.
He should grow like an onion with his head in the ground.
Some kids nag their dad to get them a dog. Mine nagged me to build them a sukkah.
My husband just had a devastating stroke and the power of Jewish humor is helping me get through it.
With the ten days of repentance upon us, let’s work on our pessimism. Not that it’s going to help anything.
Catholics are Catholics, never Catholic-ish, and Protestants are Protestants, never Protestant-ish. So why are we hedging our bets?
Millennial-Speak: Totally awesome ways to butcher an already totally awesome language.
This year’s fall TV lineup has some interesting Jewish characters.
Israel is showing the world how it’s done once again. This time, it’s how to protest.
We beg them to let us pay them to come to our houses, sit on our couch, do almost no work and raid our refrigerator. The teenagers have officially won.
What would it look like if Will and Kate came to my house for dinner…