10 Ways Donald Trump Plans to Reach Out to Jewish Voters
by Jewlarious.com StaffShul maintenance guy: you’re fired.
The Historical Jewish Connection to Hillary Clinton’s Email Fiasco
by Mark MillerHillary isn’t the only one who has had problems with email. Check out these Jews who wish they’d destroyed their email servers.
Advice from a Meshuggah Jewish Mom to Her Grown Son
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyIf I could go through labor and a C-section to have you, you can drive me to Walgreen’s and explain why my mouse doesn’t work.
The Grass is Greener
by Mordechai SchmutterThe summer’s not over yet which means you still have time to perfect that lawn. Here are my tips.
10 Reasons Why the Iron Sheik is Against the Iran Nuclear Deal
by Jewlarious.com Staff10. UN weapons inspectors miss more action than professional wresting referees.
Notes from the Dentist’s Chair
by Judy GruenMy dentist is like Vladimir Putin, but with less warmth. My teeth are his little KGB prisoners.
They Call It Superstition
by Esther MendelsohnSuperstitious people are everywhere. Whatever you do, don’t give them the evil eye.
Glasses Half Broken
by Mordechai SchmutterCan someone please come up with a better alternative than letting kids wear glasses? They’re expensive, delicate and made out of glass!
10 Tips for Jewish Families to Get Along on Their Summer Vacations
by Mark MillerGoing on a family vacation this summer? If you want your children to still love you when you return, read this.
You Call that Funny?
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyJewlarious is looking for contributors. Here are my 10 tips. Whether you want them or not.
Orthodoxy at University
by Esther MendelsohnFrom an Orthodox all-girls high school to a secular British University. In two words: culture shock.
More Advice from a Meshuggah Jewish Mom
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyYou should get one of those Medic Alert thingies so you don’t lie on the floor screaming.
Meeting New People
by Mordechai SchmutterI was never really good at meeting new people. After all, what’s the point?
Gentile Guilt Vs. Jewish Guilt II
by Marnie Winston-Macauley and Robyn MorinJews feel guilty if we don’t complain; Gentiles feel guilty for making a fuss.
Gentile Guilt Vs. Jewish Guilt
by Marnie Winston-Macauley and Robyn MorinBelieve it or not, Jews don’t have a monopoly on guilt.
Basket Case
by Mordechai SchmutterI’m terrible at sports, but my team always wins. They play their best to compensate for me.
Top Ten Reasons People Mistake David Letterman for a Jew
by Jewlarious.com StaffHis last name ends with “man.” That's also why we think Superman is Jewish.
Dating Advice from a Meshuggah Jewish Mom
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyWhy won’t my son introduce me to his girlfriend? I’m sure she’ll love me unless I hate her first.
Selfies: Take a Look at Yourself
by Mordechai SchmutterWho needs 80 million pictures of themselves?
How to Host the Perfect Jewish Family Gathering
by Kaila WeingartenAunt Esther is coming. First step: freak out. Next step: get to work!
The Time My Family Got a Gerbil
by Mordechai SchmutterMy son, Daniel, came home with a gerbil the other day. These kids pick up the weirdest things in school.
10 Reasons Why the Nuclear Deal with Iran is a Bad Idea
by Jewlarious.com Staff#2 – It will mean more airtime for CNN’s Wolf Blitzer.
One on One with Barbie
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyA sit down interview with the world famous doll who turned 56, and who, it may come as a surprise to many, is Jewish.
Chinese Decide to Eat Jewish Food on Their Holidays
by Mark MillerAfter all of these years of Jews eating Chinese, Chinese decide to return the favor.
Mordechai’s Mailbag: Answers to your Passover Questions
by Mordechai SchmutterQ: I’m cleaning out my kitchen, and I found two slices of frozen pizza. Should I split up the two slices among my 8 kids, or go to the store and buy MORE pizza so no one will feel left out?
The Real Reasons World Leaders Are Upset about Netanyahu’s Victory
by Jewlarious.com StaffWhat do Angela Merkel, Ayatollah Khamenei, Vladamir Putin, Kim Jong-Un and Stephen Harper really think of Benjamin Netanyahu?
Advice from a Meshuggah Mom, Part 2
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyMy advice and witticisms on apparel and appearance.
Advice from a Meshuggah Mom
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyFrom what I told my son about his new apartment to my cousin who wants to maximize an all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet.
Speak Up
by Mordechai SchmutterI am afraid of public speaking, which doesn’t help my career as a part-time standup comedian.
Top 10 Reasons Why I Should Replace Jon Stewart as the New Host of The Daily Show
by Mark MillerJon Stewart has won 19 Emmy Awards. I am ready to win 19 Emmy Awards, given the chance.
Purim Candy Field Guide
by Mordechai SchmutterPurim is the holy holiday of candy – allow me to prepare you.
ManSpeak Vs. WomanSpeak 2
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyMen whatever you do, never tell your wife that her clothes look, or her food tastes “fine.”
ManSpeak Vs. WomanSpeak
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyMen and women think we speak the same language. We don’t.
Everything I Need to Know About Parenting, I Learned at Jewish Summer Camp
by Kaila WeingartenFor example: the art of the two minute shower!
Crash Course in Yiddish Texting, Part II
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyDMGK = Darf min gehn in kolledj or “for this I went to college”?!
Flu-Like Symptoms
by Mordechai SchmutterIt’s flu-season and my kids are really starting to take advantage.
Crash Course in Yiddish Texting
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyForget LOL” How about WAICL for “What am I, chopped liver”?
Type A Men and the Women Who Love Them
by Judy GruenWhy is it that when men get sick, even the manliest among them morph into sissies?
Under the Knife
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyI’m deaf and going in for surgery for a cochlear implant. Send kosher Chinese – please!
Saudi Arabia’s New Torture Techniques
by Shmuel SavageJewlarious has obtained a leaked document of alternate torture methods under discussion by the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.
Back in Pain
by Mordechai SchmutterI’ve got back pain so I guess that means mazal tov to me, I am old now.
Gefilte Tank: Part Two
by Marnie Winston-MacauleySuze Essenfeld bought into the Krankheiter – a thermometer that tells you when you are not sick.
Judaic Hall of Marketing Shame
by Mark MillerLeast-successful Jewish celebrity-branded products like Paul Simon’s “I am a Sock.”
The Differences Between Jewish and Non-Jewish New Year’s Resolutions
by Marnie Winston-Macauley“Spend more time with family & friends.” Um… for 3500 Jews have been nailing this one.
If Christmas Songs were Written about Hanukkah
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyMany Christmas songs were written by Jews. If instead they wrote their songs for Hanukkah, this is what they’d look like.
Napoleon and the Purpose of Mourning on Tisha B’Av
Why do Tisha B’Av and Passover always occur on the same day of the week?
Joined by Tragedy: The Fogel and Salomon Families
The author’s son Udi, daughter-in-law Ruth and three of his grandchildren were murdered by terrorists in Itamar in March 2011.
The Shabbat Massacre
Yosef, Chaya, and Elad Salomon lived for their spiritual heritage. Shabbat night they died for it.
13 Reasons Why Pushback
By committing suicide, Hannah Baker took the selfish route that hurt many people, most of all herself.
British Hero Cop who Saved a Jew in Jerusalem
Det. Sergeant Richard Burgess fought off three Arabs who were attacking a Jew and nearly lost his own life in the process.
The Most Important Speech Ever Given by a French President on Anti-Semitism
President Macron equated anti-Zionism with anti-Semitism and said Jew-hatred wasn’t born with the Vichy regime, nor did it die after the liberation of France.
10 Guidelines for Healthy Discipline
How to administer effective discipline without hurting your child.
Energy Boosting Power Foods
These meatless, parve dishes are perfect for Shabbos, spring and summer, and are also great for the Nine Days.
Ten Signs You’re Ready for Marriage
It has far less to do with age than it does with being emotionally ready for a lifelong commitment.
Guy Confessions: What I Want to Tell the Shadchan
Four points from actively dating dudes that could make Jewish dating even better.
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Suffering and Consolation: A Father's Perspective
My daughter's battle with leukemia taught me how to find consolation even in the midst of terrible pain.
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Centrality of Israel
Why is Israel so important to Judaism, and why does the world pay it such an extraordinary amount of attention?
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Tisha B’Av: Turning Mourning into Action
It is not enough to hope for redemption, we must be the catalyst for it.
Prisoners of Hope: Why We Mourn on Tisha B’Av
In direct proportion to our yearning do we experience the joy of re-connection.
Mourning What Could Have Been
Grieving the loss of potential new life connected me to mourning the destruction of the Temple.
Jewish Summer Camp: Stuff No Parent Wants to Hear
”Sorry sport, but mom and dad are sick of having you at home.”
Jtube: Jimmy Kimmel Live: The Bar Mitzvah Party
Should Jewish role models take priority over non-Jewish ones?
Out of Towners
To New Yorkers, anyone from outside the Tri-State area is an “Out of Towner.” And we find your manners adorably considerate.
Why Did Edward Reichmann Want to be Buried with his Socks On?
The incredible story about the dying billionaire's odd letter to his family.
Holy Fire, Holy Music: The Piaseczna Niggun
A moving music video about the Piaseczna Rebbe, Rav Kalonymus Kalman Shapira.
