Wanna Come for Shabbos?
by Mauro Chaim PaceIn my travels I’ve met many types of Jews who’ve invited me – or not invited me – for Shabbat. Let me introduce you to some of them.
10 Ways You Can Tell If Non-Jews Have Been Hanging Out with Jews
by Marnie Winston-Macauley“Bitsy dahling! Whatever did you mean when you called Alistair a shmendrick while yachting?!”
Testing 1-2-3
by Mordechai SchmutterWe teachers give you tests primarily because we hate you. There, I said it.
A Tight Fit
by Mordechai Schmutter“You might be happier in portly,” the suit salesman told me. What exactly does that mean?
Corridors and Catastrophes
by Chaya SaundersTaking my 4 young children to a British castle… probably not a good idea.
10 Headlines Using Anti-Israel Double Standards
by Jewlarious.com StaffImagine reading this: September 11, 2001 – 18 Saudi Nationals Die in Tragic Plane Accidents.
The Identity Thief
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyIf someone steals my identity, this is what he’s going to find.
Meet Apple’s Jewish Siri, Shira
by Mark MillerApple is making an aggressive play for the Jewish cell phone market. Goodbye Siri, hello Shira.
Secrets in the Shtetl
by Esther MendelsohnHave you ever tried to keep a secret in a close-knit Jewish community? I tried, and it doesn’t work.
10 Ways Donald Trump Plans to Reach Out to Jewish Voters
by Jewlarious.com StaffShul maintenance guy: you’re fired.
The Historical Jewish Connection to Hillary Clinton’s Email Fiasco
by Mark MillerHillary isn’t the only one who has had problems with email. Check out these Jews who wish they’d destroyed their email servers.
Advice from a Meshuggah Jewish Mom to Her Grown Son
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyIf I could go through labor and a C-section to have you, you can drive me to Walgreen’s and explain why my mouse doesn’t work.
The Grass is Greener
by Mordechai SchmutterThe summer’s not over yet which means you still have time to perfect that lawn. Here are my tips.
10 Reasons Why the Iron Sheik is Against the Iran Nuclear Deal
by Jewlarious.com Staff10. UN weapons inspectors miss more action than professional wresting referees.
Notes from the Dentist’s Chair
by Judy GruenMy dentist is like Vladimir Putin, but with less warmth. My teeth are his little KGB prisoners.
They Call It Superstition
by Esther MendelsohnSuperstitious people are everywhere. Whatever you do, don’t give them the evil eye.
Glasses Half Broken
by Mordechai SchmutterCan someone please come up with a better alternative than letting kids wear glasses? They’re expensive, delicate and made out of glass!
10 Tips for Jewish Families to Get Along on Their Summer Vacations
by Mark MillerGoing on a family vacation this summer? If you want your children to still love you when you return, read this.
You Call that Funny?
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyJewlarious is looking for contributors. Here are my 10 tips. Whether you want them or not.
Orthodoxy at University
by Esther MendelsohnFrom an Orthodox all-girls high school to a secular British University. In two words: culture shock.
More Advice from a Meshuggah Jewish Mom
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyYou should get one of those Medic Alert thingies so you don’t lie on the floor screaming.
Meeting New People
by Mordechai SchmutterI was never really good at meeting new people. After all, what’s the point?
Gentile Guilt Vs. Jewish Guilt II
by Marnie Winston-Macauley and Robyn MorinJews feel guilty if we don’t complain; Gentiles feel guilty for making a fuss.
Gentile Guilt Vs. Jewish Guilt
by Marnie Winston-Macauley and Robyn MorinBelieve it or not, Jews don’t have a monopoly on guilt.
Basket Case
by Mordechai SchmutterI’m terrible at sports, but my team always wins. They play their best to compensate for me.
Top Ten Reasons People Mistake David Letterman for a Jew
by Jewlarious.com StaffHis last name ends with “man.” That's also why we think Superman is Jewish.
Dating Advice from a Meshuggah Jewish Mom
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyWhy won’t my son introduce me to his girlfriend? I’m sure she’ll love me unless I hate her first.
Selfies: Take a Look at Yourself
by Mordechai SchmutterWho needs 80 million pictures of themselves?
How to Host the Perfect Jewish Family Gathering
by Kaila WeingartenAunt Esther is coming. First step: freak out. Next step: get to work!
The Time My Family Got a Gerbil
by Mordechai SchmutterMy son, Daniel, came home with a gerbil the other day. These kids pick up the weirdest things in school.
10 Reasons Why the Nuclear Deal with Iran is a Bad Idea
by Jewlarious.com Staff#2 – It will mean more airtime for CNN’s Wolf Blitzer.
One on One with Barbie
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyA sit down interview with the world famous doll who turned 56, and who, it may come as a surprise to many, is Jewish.
Chinese Decide to Eat Jewish Food on Their Holidays
by Mark MillerAfter all of these years of Jews eating Chinese, Chinese decide to return the favor.
Mordechai’s Mailbag: Answers to your Passover Questions
by Mordechai SchmutterQ: I’m cleaning out my kitchen, and I found two slices of frozen pizza. Should I split up the two slices among my 8 kids, or go to the store and buy MORE pizza so no one will feel left out?
The Real Reasons World Leaders Are Upset about Netanyahu’s Victory
by Jewlarious.com StaffWhat do Angela Merkel, Ayatollah Khamenei, Vladamir Putin, Kim Jong-Un and Stephen Harper really think of Benjamin Netanyahu?
Advice from a Meshuggah Mom, Part 2
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyMy advice and witticisms on apparel and appearance.
Advice from a Meshuggah Mom
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyFrom what I told my son about his new apartment to my cousin who wants to maximize an all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet.
Speak Up
by Mordechai SchmutterI am afraid of public speaking, which doesn’t help my career as a part-time standup comedian.
Top 10 Reasons Why I Should Replace Jon Stewart as the New Host of The Daily Show
by Mark MillerJon Stewart has won 19 Emmy Awards. I am ready to win 19 Emmy Awards, given the chance.
Purim Candy Field Guide
by Mordechai SchmutterPurim is the holy holiday of candy – allow me to prepare you.
ManSpeak Vs. WomanSpeak 2
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyMen whatever you do, never tell your wife that her clothes look, or her food tastes “fine.”
ManSpeak Vs. WomanSpeak
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyMen and women think we speak the same language. We don’t.
Everything I Need to Know About Parenting, I Learned at Jewish Summer Camp
by Kaila WeingartenFor example: the art of the two minute shower!
Rosh Hashanah Cards from the Holocaust
A glimpse into some of the ways Jews before, during and immediately after the Holocaust marked the New Year.
The Cry of the Shofar: Its Incredible Power and Meaning
The shofar pierces our external personas and reconnects us to our true inner selves.
The U.S. Military and Rosh Hashanah
On Rosh Hashanah, Jewish soldiers on duty around the world will gather in prayer with the full support of the US military.
Melanie Phillips on Britain’s Alarming Anti-Semitism Problem
While the number of anti-Semites is small, the amount of anti-Semitism diffused throughout British society is high.
Targeting Jew Haters on Facebook
ProPublica uncovers anti-Semitic advertising categories on Facebook.
How Two Ordinary Teenagers are Changing the World
Their mind-blowing responses to Hurricane Harvey and a sick neighbor is the inspiration we need for the High Holidays.
Three Things I Learned by Deleting Facebook from My Phone
Breaking any habit is hard. But I’m learning to embrace the white space of life.
Hurricanes and Our Rosh Hashanah Prayers
Even blessings can become misfortunes when they appear in the form of excess.
Middot Series #12: Spiritual Accounting: Putting it into Practice
Harvey S. Hecker Character Development Series: A system for constant self-assessment is essential for real change.
Seven Affirmations for a Peaceful Year
How to avoid the painful arguments and hurtful remarks that harm our relationships.
My Moment of Truth
As my father’s cries entered the deepest crevices of my heart, I had an epiphany.
Interesting Salads, Fish and Meat for Rosh Hashanah
Including pesto pistachio, kasha mushroom and all-in-one simanim salads.
Symbolic Food Recipes for a Sweet New Year
Delicious, healthy recipes for auspicious foods to serve the night of Rosh Hashanah.
Guy Confessions: What I Want to Tell the Shadchan
Four points from actively dating dudes that could make Jewish dating even better.
Creation: A Convergence of Torah and Science
Once unthinkable, the accounts of creation by Torah and science are converging.
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The Straight and Just Path
Advanced-level midrashic and Kabbalistic illuminations on the weekly parsha.
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Rosh Hashanah: Can’t Stop the Feeling
Justin Timberlake, celebrating the new year and the joy of being Jewish.
ABC's of Rosh Hashanah
A handy checklist of everything you need to know for Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year.
Get Clarity: Aish.com's Rosh Hashanah Music Video
Fun, inspiring Rosh Hashanah music video to enjoy and share.
Blessed Blasts
A shofar blower, in more ways than one, must be willing to take the bull by the horns.
Uproot the Nail: A Short Yom Kippur Video on Nailing Down Forgiveness
How to attain real forgiveness.
