by Roger Plumper
Hamas official: “If one of our rockets were to kill a gorilla, we would completely alienate our core support base of 18 to 22-year-old left-wing American Facebook commenters.”
by Marnie Winston-Macauley
We Jews adore questions. The answers – eh not so much.
by David Kilimnick
In honor of Yom Yerushalayim and Shavuot, join me on my Western Wall tour.
by Stephanie D. Lewis
They say that Yiddish is dying off, but I’m not ready to give this colorful language any sort of burial!
by Mark Miller
You’re more important than all of them combined.
by David Kilimnick
Telltale signs someone is a religious Jew.
by Yoram Mizrachi
I worked in the kitchen at a Passover hotel in France. I survived and still love Judaism.
by Mark Schiff
It took me until my 50s before I finally realized how much my parents really cared for me, and how much they really loved me.
by David Kilimnick
Start your celebration with a “Mangal” – which is an Israeli BBQ that is too small to cook on.
by Jewlarious.com Staff
Britain’s Labour party has an anti-Semitism problem. This is an advanced copy of their PR plan to rectify that problem.
by Mordechai Schmutter
Don’t you get annoyed when people want to point out that you said something stupid and say, “Hellllooooo?!?!”
by Marnie Winston-Macauley
Shakespeare’s Jewish connection, and a scene from my Jewish rendition of Hamlet, called “Hemlet.”
by Stephanie D. Lewis
Afikomen Omen: Noun. The unfortunate curse of never being able to locate the hidden Matzah.
by David Kilimnick
60 questions I asked at last year Seder including: How did I put on eight pounds already? I haven't eaten anything yet?!
by David Kilimnick
Don’t let shadchans throw you off. They’re putting you down, but it’s for your own good.
by Marnie Winston-Macauley
Do you have Unconscious Mental Farblungenheit syndrome?
by Stephanie D. Lewis
Parker Brothers has changed to Parker Stein. Wanna play?
by T. Saks
This teen got sick and tired of being home sick. Here are some of her do it yourself self-entertainment tips.
by Stephanie D. Lewis
The music is gone. It’s just Tevye and Golda. And it’s not good.
by David Kilimnick
Girls are a Princess, boys are a Superhero. That is all you have to know. It hasn't changed in thousands of years.
by Sari Blum
Adults say the darndest things.
by Mordechai Schmutter
Our kids keep getting bigger, but our house doesn’t.
by David Kilimnick
My love for Jewish holidays – as a third grader.
by Stephanie D. Lewis
Barb Mitzvah Barbie comes complete with yarmulkes, table assignments, DJ and cheesy movie montage.
by Mark Miller
Presidential candidates reach out to Jewish voters. And then they have a nosh.
by Marnie Winston-Macauley
If you are a “Pupika” you are an “innie” – an introvert.
by Ann Goldberg
Even at the expense of my own personal well-being, I will not pay the airline’s extra baggage fee. I repeat, not!
by Mauro Chaim Pace
Italian mothers give Jewish mothers a run for their money. I should know – I’m Italian, and Jewish.
by Mordechai Schmutter
As an English teacher at a Jewish high-school, I am witnessing firsthand the demise of cursive. And I couldn’t be happier.
by David Kilimnick
You can tell the year that someone moved to Israel by the clothes that they wear. Here’s how.
by Mark Schiff
Whether at a Broadway show, a Yankee World Series game or in shul, I just can’t help it. My name is Mark, and I’m a napaholic.
by Marnie Winston-Macauley
“Was that really you in that photo of Cousin Jacob’s Bar Mitzvah? How long ago was that taken?”
by Mark Schiff
Losing 50 pounds was exciting. Keeping it off is murder.
by Mauro Chaim Pace
Differences I’ve observed between spending Shabbat in Italy and Shabbos in America.
by Eli Lebowicz
“You're a comedian? Prove it.” that doesn't happen with other jobs. Nobody ever goes, “Oh you're a mohel? Prove it."
by Mark Schiff
How a Christmas gift changed a young Jewish boy’s life forever.
by Mark Miller
President Bernie Sanders declares 4 day work week because, “The Nation needs to get ready for Shabbos.”
by Mark Miller
We Jews like to look back and reflect. So reflect a little with me, won’t you?!
by David Kilimnick
Being a standup comedian in Jerusalem is no laughing matter.
by Marnie Winston-Macauley
Them: “Spend more time with family.” Us: “Over 3500 years, we’ve pretty much mastered this one.”
by Judi Zirin-Hyman
Jewish children, I’ve been outsourced, and now I need your help.
by David Kilimnick
Eat oily food and enjoy the extra pounds. Heaviness shows religious commitment.
by Mordechai Schmutter
Here are some menorahs that might turn a few heads – to the extent that you might cause traffic accidents.
by Mauro Chaim Pace
I live in Bologna Italy and yes I am a Zionist. My European neighbors are not my biggest fans.
by Mark Miller
“What, you think there can only be Jewish humans?”
by Marnie Winston-Macauley
Joachim Gaunse, the brilliant metallurgist, was the first Jew to set foot on English soil in North America.
by Marnie Winston-Macauley
My memory is turning into a soft boiled egg.
by Mauro Chaim Pace
In my travels I’ve met many types of Jews who’ve invited me – or not invited me – for Shabbat. Let me introduce you to some of them.
by Marnie Winston-Macauley
“Bitsy dahling! Whatever did you mean when you called Alistair a shmendrick while yachting?!”
by Mordechai Schmutter
We teachers give you tests primarily because we hate you. There, I said it.