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by Mark Schiff
How a Christmas gift changed a young Jewish boy’s life forever.
by Mark Miller
President Bernie Sanders declares 4 day work week because, “The Nation needs to get ready for Shabbos.”
We Jews like to look back and reflect. So reflect a little with me, won’t you?!
by David Kilimnick
Being a standup comedian in Jerusalem is no laughing matter.
by Marnie Winston-Macauley
Them: “Spend more time with family.” Us: “Over 3500 years, we’ve pretty much mastered this one.”
by Judi Zirin-Hyman
Jewish children, I’ve been outsourced, and now I need your help.
Eat oily food and enjoy the extra pounds. Heaviness shows religious commitment.
by Mordechai Schmutter
Here are some menorahs that might turn a few heads – to the extent that you might cause traffic accidents.
by Mauro Chaim Pace
I live in Bologna Italy and yes I am a Zionist. My European neighbors are not my biggest fans.
Joachim Gaunse, the brilliant metallurgist, was the first Jew to set foot on English soil in North America.
“What, you think there can only be Jewish humans?”
My memory is turning into a soft boiled egg.
In my travels I’ve met many types of Jews who’ve invited me – or not invited me – for Shabbat. Let me introduce you to some of them.
“Bitsy dahling! Whatever did you mean when you called Alistair a shmendrick while yachting?!”
We teachers give you tests primarily because we hate you. There, I said it.
“You might be happier in portly,” the suit salesman told me. What exactly does that mean?
by Chaya Saunders
Taking my 4 young children to a British castle… probably not a good idea.
by Jewlarious.com Staff
Imagine reading this: September 11, 2001 – 18 Saudi Nationals Die in Tragic Plane Accidents.
by Esther Mendelsohn
My Bubbie’s take on Rapunzel.
If someone steals my identity, this is what he’s going to find.
It’s tough, being a work-at-home husband.
Apple is making an aggressive play for the Jewish cell phone market. Goodbye Siri, hello Shira.
Some fun ideas to do with your family during Sukkot.
Have you ever tried to keep a secret in a close-knit Jewish community? I tried, and it doesn’t work.
Shul maintenance guy: you’re fired.
Hillary isn’t the only one who has had problems with email. Check out these Jews who wish they’d destroyed their email servers.
Bottled water companies are waging a war on tap water.
If I could go through labor and a C-section to have you, you can drive me to Walgreen’s and explain why my mouse doesn’t work.
The summer’s not over yet which means you still have time to perfect that lawn. Here are my tips.
10. UN weapons inspectors miss more action than professional wresting referees.
by Judy Gruen
My dentist is like Vladimir Putin, but with less warmth. My teeth are his little KGB prisoners.
Superstitious people are everywhere. Whatever you do, don’t give them the evil eye.
Can someone please come up with a better alternative than letting kids wear glasses? They’re expensive, delicate and made out of glass!
Going on a family vacation this summer? If you want your children to still love you when you return, read this.
Jewlarious is looking for contributors. Here are my 10 tips. Whether you want them or not.
From an Orthodox all-girls high school to a secular British University. In two words: culture shock.
I’ve updated my author photo. Curls and all.
You should get one of those Medic Alert thingies so you don’t lie on the floor screaming.
I was never really good at meeting new people. After all, what’s the point?
by Marnie Winston-Macauley and Robyn Morin
Jews feel guilty if we don’t complain; Gentiles feel guilty for making a fuss.
Believe it or not, Jews don’t have a monopoly on guilt.
I’m terrible at sports, but my team always wins. They play their best to compensate for me.
Famous historical figures’ relationships with the Jews.
His last name ends with “man.” That's also why we think Superman is Jewish.
Why won’t my son introduce me to his girlfriend? I’m sure she’ll love me unless I hate her first.
Who needs 80 million pictures of themselves?
by Kaila Weingarten
Aunt Esther is coming. First step: freak out. Next step: get to work!
My son, Daniel, came home with a gerbil the other day. These kids pick up the weirdest things in school.
#2 – It will mean more airtime for CNN’s Wolf Blitzer.
A sit down interview with the world famous doll who turned 56, and who, it may come as a surprise to many, is Jewish.
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