Back in Pain
by Mordechai SchmutterI’ve got back pain so I guess that means mazal tov to me, I am old now.
Gefilte Tank: Part Two
by Marnie Winston-MacauleySuze Essenfeld bought into the Krankheiter – a thermometer that tells you when you are not sick.
Judaic Hall of Marketing Shame
by Mark MillerLeast-successful Jewish celebrity-branded products like Paul Simon’s “I am a Sock.”
The Differences Between Jewish and Non-Jewish New Year’s Resolutions
by Marnie Winston-Macauley“Spend more time with family & friends.” Um… for 3500 Jews have been nailing this one.
If Christmas Songs were Written about Hanukkah
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyMany Christmas songs were written by Jews. If instead they wrote their songs for Hanukkah, this is what they’d look like.
Mordechai’s Chanukah Gift Guide
by Mordechai SchmutterHow about the Back-Scratch Shirt which comes with a grid on the back, like in battleship, so you can direct the scratcher to the specific itch with lightening precision.
8 Out of the Box Candidates for Israeli Prime Minister
by Jewlarious.com StaffPrime Minister Sean Hannity?!
5 Things Jews Shouldn’t Do at the Office Holiday Party
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyIf you can’t sing, tell jokes, don’t make the office party your debut.
The 3000 Year Old Jewish Woman, Part 3
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyMeet Sylvia. She’s been around for 3000 years, the last 1200 of which with an enormous bunion. But does she complain? No.
5 Questions Not to Ask a Prospective Jewish Boss
by Marnie Winston-Macauley“Listen, if this interview is going on much longer, can we at least bring in a nosh?”
The Return of the Grown-Up Kids
by Judy GruenWhat’s better: empty nest or full house? I’m conflicted.
Confessions of a Clutterphile
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyI thought of going on one of those “Hoarding” reality shows, except they’d make me throw out my stuff. And my stuff is important.
Most Embarrassing Jewish Stories that Went Viral
by Mark MillerDid you hear about the kosher deli owner who was thinking about becoming a vegan? Let’s just say it wasn’t great for business.
Ten Differences Between the Klinghoffer Opera Protests and the Danish Cartoon Protests
by Jewlarious.com StaffKlinghoffer protestors stopped by Zabar’s for rugelach 8 times in 3 hours.
Jewpers
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyWe Jews love to laugh at ourselves. So let’s do that with some “Jewpers” – or Bloopers involving Jews.
Losing Sleep
by Mordechai SchmutterWhen I go to sleep I’m out like a light. My wife though takes a bit longer and then blames me for it, like there’s a certain amount of sleep to go around, and I’m using all of it up.
10 Zingers Cut from Netanyahu’s Speeches
by Jewlarious.com StaffDid you hear Prime Minister Netanyahu’s Derek Jeter zinger during his UN speech? Here are 10 more zingers that didn’t make the cut.
THE 3000 Year Old Jewish Woman: Part Two
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyArcheologists discovered a 3000 year old woman in the Negev desert named Sylvia. After she woke up from her nap, she had more to say.
The 3000 Year Old Jewish Woman
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyArcheologists just found a 3000 year old woman in the Negev. And her name is Sylvia.
10 Things We’d Like to See in 5775
by Jewlarious.com StaffAn open letter to 5775 from the Jewish people.
Personal Growth
by Ira BodenheimAs Rosh Hashanah approaches, I have been tackling my personal growth. And by that, I mean weight gain.
New Jewish Superheroes
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyWholesaleman puts back in people’s pockets what those over-priced department store goniffs are stealing with their fancy-shmancy labels.
The Yiddish and English Quiz
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyCan you tell if it sounds like what it means? Take this quiz and find out.
7 Things School Teaches Kids About Real Life
by Mordechai SchmutterAs a teacher my students always ask me what school teaches them about real life. Here’s what.
Traveling Light
by Mordechai SchmutterGas prices keep going up. Here are my tips to keep your costs down.
8 Alternatives to the ALS Ice Bucket Challenges
by Jewlarious.com StaffWhy dump a bucket of ice on your head when you can…
Blame It On the Jews
by Mark MillerAnti-Jewish Media Bias Through the Ages including: Egyptian Pharoh claims 10 plagues completely disproportionate response to slavery.
The Jewish Food Personality Test
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyWhat do your Jewish food preferences say about you?
The 9 Best Moments in On Air Israel Defense
by Jewlarious.com StaffIsrael is fighting in two battles: one on the field and the other in the world of public opinion. Here are 9 small victories.
Marnie’s Guide to Unique Jewish Diseases II
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyPart 2 of the abbreviated dictionary of Jewish diseases.
Stuck On You
by Mordechai SchmutterHere’s a sure fire tip if you want to be remembered for posterity: do something really embarrassing. Humanity promises not to forget.
Ten Ways the IDF is More Humane Than…
by Jewlarious.com Staff...your mother-in-law and 9 others you never considered.
Marnie’s Guide to Unique Jewish Diseases
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyThe abbreviated dictionary of Jewish diseases.
Look Up
by ShmeelMeet Shmeel. He’s a volunteer first responder for Emergency Medical Services in Jerusalem. And he’s got some stories to tell.
Put Me In Coach!
by Mordechai SchmutterA manual to coaching Little League, or in my case, Yiddle League.
Frayed Clothing and the Men Who Love Them
by Judy GruenMy husband is like Mr. Sustainability when it comes to his clothes, using them up until they are utterly and incontrovertibly no longer usable.
A Nice Jewish Boy
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyFive stereotypes of Nice Jewish Boys. Is there any truth to them?
Sports and Me
by Batsheva TwerskiMy struggle to understand my nephews’ obsession with football provided me with a spiritual touchdown of sorts.
Pain in the Mouth
by Mordechai SchmutterGod has given me perfect health, but to make up for it, I have really bad teeth. Really bad.
An Interview with the Chief
by Jewlarious.com StaffPresident Obama sits down with Jewlarious for a wide ranging interview. OK he didn’t really, but humor us.
A Sterling Send-off
by Andy CowanI’m on a mission to convince the world that Donald Sterling is not one of us.
The Solar Eclipse: A Jewish Message
The connection between covering our eyes when we recite the Shema and when looking at the eclipse.
On Sunday the Rabbi Disappeared
With no money or phone, for a few days Rabbi Ilan Feldman slipped off the grid to experience a nomad’s life.
The Alarming Rise of White Supremacy in America
The violence in Charlottesville didn’t originate in a vacuum.
Dear Emuna: I Can’t Stand My Neighbor’s Loud Dog
Plus practical advice to a daughter whose aging father has moved nearby and is suddenly very dependent on her.
9 Ways to Discourage Your Teens from Swearing
Practical ideas to help your teens tame the swearing habit.
How to Really Grow During the Month of Elul
No one can help you grow unless you take responsibility for yourself.
Elul and the Solar Eclipse: Removing the Blocks to Find Meaning
Three steps to embrace the ever-present meaning in our lives.
Off the Grid: Joshua Safran’s Childhood Was Nothing like Yours
One boy’s improbable journey from witches’ commune to Jerusalem.
Chicken Confidential: Great Easy-to-Make Recipes
Including sushi chicken, cashew chicken and beer-battered chicken strips with potato waffles.
Guy Confessions: What I Want to Tell the Shadchan
Four points from actively dating dudes that could make Jewish dating even better.
Creation: A Convergence of Torah and Science
Once unthinkable, the accounts of creation by Torah and science are converging.
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My Yom Kippur Call
It was one the hardest calls I’ve ever made. And it turned out to be one the best.
Menashe: The Hollywood Hasid
Hasidic actor Menashe Lustig tells his unlikely story – going from grocery clerk in Borough Park to critically acclaimed actor.
A Jewish Twilight Zone
A Jewish event planner hankers for Chanukah to last an entire year so she can throw lots of festive parties. And it does…
Hating Israel: Understanding Tisha B’Av through Today’s Headlines
How preconceived notions cause baseless hatred.
Napoleon and the Purpose of Mourning on Tisha B’Av
Why do Tisha B’Av and Passover always occur on the same day of the week?
