A Tight Fit
by Mordechai Schmutter“You might be happier in portly,” the suit salesman told me. What exactly does that mean?
Corridors and Catastrophes
by Chaya SaundersTaking my 4 young children to a British castle… probably not a good idea.
10 Headlines Using Anti-Israel Double Standards
by Jewlarious.com StaffImagine reading this: September 11, 2001 – 18 Saudi Nationals Die in Tragic Plane Accidents.
The Identity Thief
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyIf someone steals my identity, this is what he’s going to find.
Meet Apple’s Jewish Siri, Shira
by Mark MillerApple is making an aggressive play for the Jewish cell phone market. Goodbye Siri, hello Shira.
Secrets in the Shtetl
by Esther MendelsohnHave you ever tried to keep a secret in a close-knit Jewish community? I tried, and it doesn’t work.
10 Ways Donald Trump Plans to Reach Out to Jewish Voters
by Jewlarious.com StaffShul maintenance guy: you’re fired.
The Historical Jewish Connection to Hillary Clinton’s Email Fiasco
by Mark MillerHillary isn’t the only one who has had problems with email. Check out these Jews who wish they’d destroyed their email servers.
Advice from a Meshuggah Jewish Mom to Her Grown Son
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyIf I could go through labor and a C-section to have you, you can drive me to Walgreen’s and explain why my mouse doesn’t work.
The Grass is Greener
by Mordechai SchmutterThe summer’s not over yet which means you still have time to perfect that lawn. Here are my tips.
10 Reasons Why the Iron Sheik is Against the Iran Nuclear Deal
by Jewlarious.com Staff10. UN weapons inspectors miss more action than professional wresting referees.
Notes from the Dentist’s Chair
by Judy GruenMy dentist is like Vladimir Putin, but with less warmth. My teeth are his little KGB prisoners.
They Call It Superstition
by Esther MendelsohnSuperstitious people are everywhere. Whatever you do, don’t give them the evil eye.
Glasses Half Broken
by Mordechai SchmutterCan someone please come up with a better alternative than letting kids wear glasses? They’re expensive, delicate and made out of glass!
10 Tips for Jewish Families to Get Along on Their Summer Vacations
by Mark MillerGoing on a family vacation this summer? If you want your children to still love you when you return, read this.
You Call that Funny?
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyJewlarious is looking for contributors. Here are my 10 tips. Whether you want them or not.
Orthodoxy at University
by Esther MendelsohnFrom an Orthodox all-girls high school to a secular British University. In two words: culture shock.
More Advice from a Meshuggah Jewish Mom
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyYou should get one of those Medic Alert thingies so you don’t lie on the floor screaming.
Meeting New People
by Mordechai SchmutterI was never really good at meeting new people. After all, what’s the point?
Gentile Guilt Vs. Jewish Guilt II
by Marnie Winston-Macauley and Robyn MorinJews feel guilty if we don’t complain; Gentiles feel guilty for making a fuss.
Gentile Guilt Vs. Jewish Guilt
by Marnie Winston-Macauley and Robyn MorinBelieve it or not, Jews don’t have a monopoly on guilt.
Basket Case
by Mordechai SchmutterI’m terrible at sports, but my team always wins. They play their best to compensate for me.
Top Ten Reasons People Mistake David Letterman for a Jew
by Jewlarious.com StaffHis last name ends with “man.” That's also why we think Superman is Jewish.
Dating Advice from a Meshuggah Jewish Mom
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyWhy won’t my son introduce me to his girlfriend? I’m sure she’ll love me unless I hate her first.
Selfies: Take a Look at Yourself
by Mordechai SchmutterWho needs 80 million pictures of themselves?
How to Host the Perfect Jewish Family Gathering
by Kaila WeingartenAunt Esther is coming. First step: freak out. Next step: get to work!
The Time My Family Got a Gerbil
by Mordechai SchmutterMy son, Daniel, came home with a gerbil the other day. These kids pick up the weirdest things in school.
10 Reasons Why the Nuclear Deal with Iran is a Bad Idea
by Jewlarious.com Staff#2 – It will mean more airtime for CNN’s Wolf Blitzer.
One on One with Barbie
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyA sit down interview with the world famous doll who turned 56, and who, it may come as a surprise to many, is Jewish.
Chinese Decide to Eat Jewish Food on Their Holidays
by Mark MillerAfter all of these years of Jews eating Chinese, Chinese decide to return the favor.
Mordechai’s Mailbag: Answers to your Passover Questions
by Mordechai SchmutterQ: I’m cleaning out my kitchen, and I found two slices of frozen pizza. Should I split up the two slices among my 8 kids, or go to the store and buy MORE pizza so no one will feel left out?
The Real Reasons World Leaders Are Upset about Netanyahu’s Victory
by Jewlarious.com StaffWhat do Angela Merkel, Ayatollah Khamenei, Vladamir Putin, Kim Jong-Un and Stephen Harper really think of Benjamin Netanyahu?
Advice from a Meshuggah Mom, Part 2
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyMy advice and witticisms on apparel and appearance.
Advice from a Meshuggah Mom
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyFrom what I told my son about his new apartment to my cousin who wants to maximize an all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet.
Speak Up
by Mordechai SchmutterI am afraid of public speaking, which doesn’t help my career as a part-time standup comedian.
Purim Candy Field Guide
by Mordechai SchmutterPurim is the holy holiday of candy – allow me to prepare you.
Top 10 Reasons Why I Should Replace Jon Stewart as the New Host of The Daily Show
by Mark MillerJon Stewart has won 19 Emmy Awards. I am ready to win 19 Emmy Awards, given the chance.
ManSpeak Vs. WomanSpeak 2
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyMen whatever you do, never tell your wife that her clothes look, or her food tastes “fine.”
ManSpeak Vs. WomanSpeak
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyMen and women think we speak the same language. We don’t.
Everything I Need to Know About Parenting, I Learned at Jewish Summer Camp
by Kaila WeingartenFor example: the art of the two minute shower!
Crash Course in Yiddish Texting, Part II
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyDMGK = Darf min gehn in kolledj or “for this I went to college”?!
Flu-Like Symptoms
by Mordechai SchmutterIt’s flu-season and my kids are really starting to take advantage.
Crash Course in Yiddish Texting
by Marnie Winston-MacauleyForget LOL” How about WAICL for “What am I, chopped liver”?
The Dangers of Being a Jew in France Today
Aish.com interviews a number of Jews living in France. Their future is precarious.
Hamas’s Dirty War against Israel
Hamas’s “March of Return” is the latest example of their use of “sharp power” to harm Israel.
My Thoughts and Struggles about Not Being a Parent
A truthful book about one woman’s struggles with infertility.
Banning the Kippah
The Anne House employee isn’t the only person told not to wear his kippah at work.
Four Ways to Be Happier Without Changing Anything (but Your Mind)
Cynics beware! Following the advice in this article will make you happier.
From Rose Bowl to Rashi: My Unique Journey to Judaism
The legendary all-star Rose Bowl running back makes his most sensational touchdown run as an Orthodox Jew.
What’s Really Wrong with the Insulting “Jewish Man’s Rebellion” Essay
Don’t minimize the inherent difficulties in inter-faith marriage.
6 Dating Mantras for the Marriage Minded
My favorite things to say to yourself to keep you focused, positive and grounded when dating.
Cairo Geniza’s Remarkable Story of Wuhshah the Broker
Three medieval documents chronicle the life of a wealthy Jewish woman in Egypt at the turn of the 12th century.
Miracle of Israel #20 - Independence and War
For the first time in 2,000 years, the Jews regain sovereignty over their ancient homeland.
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Har Nof Rabbi Dies of Wounds
Remembering Rabbi Chaim (Howie) Yechiel Rothman who succumbed to the wounds he sustained during the Har Nof Massacre.
Mourning Dalia
One year ago Dalia Lemkus was murdered. It’s important to remember as many victims as we can.
Straitjacket
Let's talk about the craziest and most dangerous aspect of going to synagogue: the coatroom.
A Soldier’s Gift: An Amazing True Story
One act of kindness has unintended life-altering consequences.