Car Talk

We’re in the market for a new car. This is not going to be fun.

Marnie’s Guide to Unique Jewish Diseases II

Part 2 of the abbreviated dictionary of Jewish diseases.

Stuck On You

Here’s a sure fire tip if you want to be remembered for posterity: do something really embarrassing. Humanity promises not to forget.

Ten Ways the IDF is More Humane Than…

...your mother-in-law and 9 others you never considered.

Organic Escapades

Success and failure in my back yard organic garden.

Marnie’s Guide to Unique Jewish Diseases

The abbreviated dictionary of Jewish diseases.

Look Up

Meet Shmeel. He’s a volunteer first responder for Emergency Medical Services in Jerusalem. And he’s got some stories to tell.

Put Me In Coach!

A manual to coaching Little League, or in my case, Yiddle League.

Frayed Clothing and the Men Who Love Them

My husband is like Mr. Sustainability when it comes to his clothes, using them up until they are utterly and incontrovertibly no longer usable.

A Nice Jewish Boy

Five stereotypes of Nice Jewish Boys. Is there any truth to them?

Sports and Me

My struggle to understand my nephews’ obsession with football provided me with a spiritual touchdown of sorts.

Pain in the Mouth

God has given me perfect health, but to make up for it, I have really bad teeth. Really bad.

An Interview with the Chief

President Obama sits down with Jewlarious for a wide ranging interview. OK he didn’t really, but humor us.

Baby Talk

Ever wonder what that 1 year old is saying? Let me explain.

The Abbreviated Dictionary of “Nu”

Exploring the many meanings of “Nu.”

Jewish Solutions to Global Warming

Is it hot in here or is it just me shvitzing?

A Sterling Send-off

I’m on a mission to convince the world that Donald Sterling is not one of us.

Super Agers

Want to live to 100? Here’s how.

English Words that Sound Yiddish II

The birth of a new language: Yingloshen.

Leftovers

I am obsessed with eating food that was cooked, at the very least, that week.

Finders Keepers; Losers, Keep Looking

Jews may be more forgetful than other people. After all, we lost ten of the twelve tribes, and the holy Ark.

Outtakes from "The Story of the Jews"

Lesser known historical events that didn’t make Simon Schama's recent PBS 5-part series.

English Words that Sound Yiddish

When the hard truth must be told nothing says it like Yiddish.

The Ten Plagues: Redux

Our modern take on the ancient plagues.

My Passover Miracle

On a recent seder night, I experienced a redemption of sorts and a reminder that God knows what we need and sends it when we need it.

Passover Q and A

Yes, Cheerios were invented by anti-Semites who totally don’t care about Pesach.

Parenting Plagues

My experience with two of the ten plagues and what they taught me about parenting.

Gotcha!

Passover cleaning has on our doorstep, so here are some silly jokes to get you laughing…before you get cleaning.

The Land of Microprocessors and High Tech

Even if you don’t visit the Promised Land, the Promised Land’s technology is coming to you.

The Perfect Woman

Meet Tamara. She’s my friend. And I hate her.

The New Yiddish Dictionary, Part 3

New Jewish words for Jewish young adults like…the “Tsourisphere.”

Sounds Strange

Some of the expressions we use sound like they were coined by someone who doesn’t actually speak English.

The Golden Hamentaschen

You voted for the three best jokes of the year and here they are!

The Shtetl Olympics

With the Sochi Olympics now over, let’s go back 100 years and imagine what a Russian “Olympics” in these shtetls would have really looked like.

If Jews Controlled the Internet

An anti-Israel group is advancing a conspiracy theory that Jews control the Internet. If true, the Internet would look something like this…

Pomelos and Ketchup

The perfect gifts are those that say, "I really thought about what to give you."

Suck It Up

As a husband, I’m pretty helpful around the house. But vacuuming…”hate” is not a strong enough word.

Jewish Celebrity Secrets Uncovered by the NSA

Barbra Streisand is working on a top secret follow up to “Yentl,” in which Yentl becomes a militant vegan. It’s called “Lentil.”

Chocoholics Unite!

If chocolate wasn’t heaven-sent, why else would the first three letters of Godiva spell G-O-D?

Why Prime Minister Stephen Harper Loves Israel

Curious why Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper is so supportive of the Jewish State? Here are some answers.

Snow Problem!

My kids get a snow day; I get a headache.

Go Ahead, Make My Boycott

Advice to those advocating a boycott of Israel: be consistent and boycott everything that comes from the tiny Jewish state. This will make your life much more…interesting.

7 Things Jews can do in the Freakishly Cold Weather

Cold weather got you down? Here are seven activities you can do to lift your spirits.

A Perfect Match

If I would have known what a pain it would be to find clothes to wear to my wife’s brother’s wedding, I never would have sent in the reply card.

The 2014 Jewlarious Calendar

See which notable Jews make the 2014 Jewlarious calendar.

Great Expectations

Scoring a professional goal can take a long time. A really long time. But it’s worth it.

Medical Myths

I think it’s time we dispelled all these old wives’ tales about medicine that we’ve been hearing and repeating since our childhood.

2013 Chelm Awards

2013’s bizarre and interesting stories from Israel.

25 Things for Jews to do on December 25th

Plan a treasure hunt to find a grocery store that’s open and ask them for the gefilte fish section.

Marnie’s Guide to Hypochondria

Think you’re a hypochondriac? Come and learn from the master.

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