THE 3000 Year Old Jewish Woman: Part Two

Archeologists discovered a 3000 year old woman in the Negev desert named Sylvia. After she woke up from her nap, she had more to say.

The 3000 Year Old Jewish Woman

Archeologists just found a 3000 year old woman in the Negev. And her name is Sylvia.

10 Things We’d Like to See in 5775

An open letter to 5775 from the Jewish people.

Personal Growth

As Rosh Hashanah approaches, I have been tackling my personal growth. And by that, I mean weight gain.

New Jewish Superheroes

Wholesaleman puts back in people’s pockets what those over-priced department store goniffs are stealing with their fancy-shmancy labels.

The Yiddish and English Quiz

Can you tell if it sounds like what it means? Take this quiz and find out.

7 Things School Teaches Kids About Real Life

As a teacher my students always ask me what school teaches them about real life. Here’s what.

Traveling Light

Gas prices keep going up. Here are my tips to keep your costs down.

8 Alternatives to the ALS Ice Bucket Challenges

Why dump a bucket of ice on your head when you can…

Blame It On the Jews

Anti-Jewish Media Bias Through the Ages including: Egyptian Pharoh claims 10 plagues completely disproportionate response to slavery.

The Jewish Food Personality Test

What do your Jewish food preferences say about you?

The 9 Best Moments in On Air Israel Defense

Israel is fighting in two battles: one on the field and the other in the world of public opinion. Here are 9 small victories.

Car Talk

We’re in the market for a new car. This is not going to be fun.

Marnie’s Guide to Unique Jewish Diseases II

Part 2 of the abbreviated dictionary of Jewish diseases.

Stuck On You

Here’s a sure fire tip if you want to be remembered for posterity: do something really embarrassing. Humanity promises not to forget.

Ten Ways the IDF is More Humane Than…

...your mother-in-law and 9 others you never considered.

Organic Escapades

Success and failure in my back yard organic garden.

Marnie’s Guide to Unique Jewish Diseases

The abbreviated dictionary of Jewish diseases.

Look Up

Meet Shmeel. He’s a volunteer first responder for Emergency Medical Services in Jerusalem. And he’s got some stories to tell.

Put Me In Coach!

A manual to coaching Little League, or in my case, Yiddle League.

Frayed Clothing and the Men Who Love Them

My husband is like Mr. Sustainability when it comes to his clothes, using them up until they are utterly and incontrovertibly no longer usable.

A Nice Jewish Boy

Five stereotypes of Nice Jewish Boys. Is there any truth to them?

Sports and Me

My struggle to understand my nephews’ obsession with football provided me with a spiritual touchdown of sorts.

Pain in the Mouth

God has given me perfect health, but to make up for it, I have really bad teeth. Really bad.

An Interview with the Chief

President Obama sits down with Jewlarious for a wide ranging interview. OK he didn’t really, but humor us.

Baby Talk

Ever wonder what that 1 year old is saying? Let me explain.

The Abbreviated Dictionary of “Nu”

Exploring the many meanings of “Nu.”

Jewish Solutions to Global Warming

Is it hot in here or is it just me shvitzing?

A Sterling Send-off

I’m on a mission to convince the world that Donald Sterling is not one of us.

Super Agers

Want to live to 100? Here’s how.

English Words that Sound Yiddish II

The birth of a new language: Yingloshen.

Leftovers

I am obsessed with eating food that was cooked, at the very least, that week.

Finders Keepers; Losers, Keep Looking

Jews may be more forgetful than other people. After all, we lost ten of the twelve tribes, and the holy Ark.

Outtakes from "The Story of the Jews"

Lesser known historical events that didn’t make Simon Schama's recent PBS 5-part series.

English Words that Sound Yiddish

When the hard truth must be told nothing says it like Yiddish.

The Ten Plagues: Redux

Our modern take on the ancient plagues.

My Passover Miracle

On a recent seder night, I experienced a redemption of sorts and a reminder that God knows what we need and sends it when we need it.

Passover Q and A

Yes, Cheerios were invented by anti-Semites who totally don’t care about Pesach.

Parenting Plagues

My experience with two of the ten plagues and what they taught me about parenting.

Gotcha!

Passover cleaning has on our doorstep, so here are some silly jokes to get you laughing…before you get cleaning.

The Land of Microprocessors and High Tech

Even if you don’t visit the Promised Land, the Promised Land’s technology is coming to you.

The Perfect Woman

Meet Tamara. She’s my friend. And I hate her.

The New Yiddish Dictionary, Part 3

New Jewish words for Jewish young adults like…the “Tsourisphere.”

Sounds Strange

Some of the expressions we use sound like they were coined by someone who doesn’t actually speak English.

The Golden Hamentaschen

You voted for the three best jokes of the year and here they are!

The Shtetl Olympics

With the Sochi Olympics now over, let’s go back 100 years and imagine what a Russian “Olympics” in these shtetls would have really looked like.

If Jews Controlled the Internet

An anti-Israel group is advancing a conspiracy theory that Jews control the Internet. If true, the Internet would look something like this…

Pomelos and Ketchup

The perfect gifts are those that say, "I really thought about what to give you."

Suck It Up

As a husband, I’m pretty helpful around the house. But vacuuming…”hate” is not a strong enough word.

Jewish Celebrity Secrets Uncovered by the NSA

Barbra Streisand is working on a top secret follow up to “Yentl,” in which Yentl becomes a militant vegan. It’s called “Lentil.”

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