Passover Q and A

Yes, Cheerios were invented by anti-Semites who totally don’t care about Pesach.

Parenting Plagues

My experience with two of the ten plagues and what they taught me about parenting.

Gotcha!

Passover cleaning has on our doorstep, so here are some silly jokes to get you laughing…before you get cleaning.

The Land of Microprocessors and High Tech

Even if you don’t visit the Promised Land, the Promised Land’s technology is coming to you.

The Perfect Woman

Meet Tamara. She’s my friend. And I hate her.

The New Yiddish Dictionary, Part 3

New Jewish words for Jewish young adults like…the “Tsourisphere.”

Sounds Strange

Some of the expressions we use sound like they were coined by someone who doesn’t actually speak English.

The Golden Hamentaschen

You voted for the three best jokes of the year and here they are!

The Shtetl Olympics

With the Sochi Olympics now over, let’s go back 100 years and imagine what a Russian “Olympics” in these shtetls would have really looked like.

If Jews Controlled the Internet

An anti-Israel group is advancing a conspiracy theory that Jews control the Internet. If true, the Internet would look something like this…

Pomelos and Ketchup

The perfect gifts are those that say, "I really thought about what to give you."

Suck It Up

As a husband, I’m pretty helpful around the house. But vacuuming…”hate” is not a strong enough word.

Jewish Celebrity Secrets Uncovered by the NSA

Barbra Streisand is working on a top secret follow up to “Yentl,” in which Yentl becomes a militant vegan. It’s called “Lentil.”

Chocoholics Unite!

If chocolate wasn’t heaven-sent, why else would the first three letters of Godiva spell G-O-D?

Why Prime Minister Stephen Harper Loves Israel

Curious why Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper is so supportive of the Jewish State? Here are some answers.

Snow Problem!

My kids get a snow day; I get a headache.

Go Ahead, Make My Boycott

Advice to those advocating a boycott of Israel: be consistent and boycott everything that comes from the tiny Jewish state. This will make your life much more…interesting.

7 Things Jews can do in the Freakishly Cold Weather

Cold weather got you down? Here are seven activities you can do to lift your spirits.

A Perfect Match

If I would have known what a pain it would be to find clothes to wear to my wife’s brother’s wedding, I never would have sent in the reply card.

The 2014 Jewlarious Calendar

See which notable Jews make the 2014 Jewlarious calendar.

Great Expectations

Scoring a professional goal can take a long time. A really long time. But it’s worth it.

Medical Myths

I think it’s time we dispelled all these old wives’ tales about medicine that we’ve been hearing and repeating since our childhood.

2013 Chelm Awards

2013’s bizarre and interesting stories from Israel.

25 Things for Jews to do on December 25th

Plan a treasure hunt to find a grocery store that’s open and ask them for the gefilte fish section.

Marnie’s Guide to Hypochondria

Think you’re a hypochondriac? Come and learn from the master.

One Small Step

Having a 15-month-old baby in your house that can walk but not talk is kind of like having a really short, slightly-insane foreigner living with you.

What Really Killed Yasser Arafat

10 Things Yasser Arafat May Actually have Died From.

The New Yiddish Dictionary II

New Jewish words for Jewish young adults like… “gefiltering.”

The Funniest-Jewish-Jokes-Ever Calendar 2014

A few of my favorite Jewish jokes for 2014.

Wikileaks in Geneva

7 top secret conversations overheard at the recent nuclear negotiations in Geneva.

Buyer Beware

I think I speak on behalf of everyone when I say it is not easy to figure out what to buy people for Chanukah.

The Detroit Mensches

The Chosen People’s latest miracle: Detroit Tigers name their first Jewish manager.

Dare to Dream

What to do at 3 a.m. when everyone else can sleep except you.

The Lost Art of Letter Writing

A study shows that 9 out of 10 children have never written a proper letter.

Driver Beware

God has given me a gift: The world’s worst sense of direction.

The New Parent Test

Take this hilarious 'test' designed to find out if you're ready to have kids.

My First Tough Mudder Competition

The grueling physical challenge was everything my DNA says I should avoid.

Look Who’s a Zadie

If Dustin Hoffman, Richard Dreyfuss and Henry Winkler are now playing Zadies what does that make me?

The Scent of Pew

The new Pew study of American Jews is out. And Mark Miller has something to say about it.

His and Hers Closet

If I hate shopping for myself, what makes my wife think I am going to enjoy shopping for her?

The Obama/Putin Transcript

Obama and Putin sit down to discuss Syria, Israel, and Macadamia Mango Mahi-Mahi.

Don’t Ask Non-Jews This, Part 2

Like: “When you got that 82 in physics your mom was actually happy?”

There Ain’t No Flies On Us

Have the past 21 generations of one family of flies dedicated themselves to mercilessly harassing me?

Don’t Ask Non-Jews This: Part I

Like: So your last name’s Cooper. Tell me what was it before?

Tips for the New Year

My common sense tips to make this year a winner.

New Fruits for the New Year

There’s apples and honey and then there’s this.

Charlie Roach

An encounter with a nasty cockroach had me preparing for Rosh Hashanah.

Jew-Perstitions

My favorite (OK weird) Jewperstitions.

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