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Inconceivable Incentives

Inconceivable Incentives

Least-popular incentives offered to attract new members to Jewish communities.

by Mark Miller

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Aging Ungracefully

Aging Ungracefully

by Judy Gruen

In the 1960’s they used to say “Don’t trust anyone over 30”; Now, they say “Don’t trust anyone who looks older than 30!”

Don’t Ask the In-Laws This

Don’t Ask the In-Laws This

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

Five questions you should never ask your child’s prospective in-laws.

Teens in Space

Teens in Space

by Ira Bodenheim

A teenager is a formerly sweet and obedient child who turns into an extra-terrestrial, overnight.

Forget Me Not

Forget Me Not

by Mordechai Schmutter

Remembering to count the days between Passover and Shavuot can be tricky. But I’ve got a plan!

My “Farflucket” List

My “Farflucket” List

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

Some people have a “bucket list; I have a “farflucket list.”

Jew in a Box

Jew in a Box

by Mark Miller

The least popular Jewish performance art pieces of all time.

Not So Smart-Tech

Not So Smart-Tech

by Judy Gruen

Next-generation technology is watching you. Behave, or else!

Fast and Furious

Fast and Furious

by Mordechai Schmutter

Enhancing your productivity by doing things faster.

Jewish Paraprosdokians 2

Jewish Paraprosdokians 2

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

40 more paraprosdokians for the articulate Jew.

The Gift of Kvetch III

The Gift of Kvetch III

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

Confessions from a creative kvetcher…

Jumping the Gefilte

Jumping the Gefilte

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

Ever heard the expression “Jumping the Shark”? Now introducing…”Jumping the Gefilte!”

Trimming the Fat

Trimming the Fat

by Mordechai Schmutter

Passover is coming, so eat everything you can!

Confessions of a Jewish Food Hoarder

Confessions of a Jewish Food Hoarder

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

I hope living a life trying to do mitzvahs whites out hoarding a few soy sauce packets.

Why Is This Luxury Resort Different From All Others?

Why Is This Luxury Resort Different From All Others?

by Judy Gruen

While my body would love to go away for Passover, my soul enjoys making Seders at home.

License to Smile

License to Smile

by Mordechai Schmutter

Time for my favorite errand – a trip to the Department of Motor Vehicles!

The Kabbalah of Lego

The Kabbalah of Lego

by Simcha Weinstein

My son’s decision to move from Playmobil to Lego is a metaphor for our society. Really.

Dressed for Success

Dressed for Success

by Mordechai Schmutter

Purim is here, and it’s about time you gave some serious thought to the subject of costumes.

Jewish Royalty: The “Middlesteins?”

Jewish Royalty: The “Middlesteins?”

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

Will the next prince or princess of England actually be Jewish?

Like, Whatever

Like, Whatever

by Mordechai Schmutter

The two most irritating words in the English language.

Armed, But Not Dangerous

Armed, But Not Dangerous

by Judy Gruen

Why do people think I’m a menace?

Coalition of the Willing?

Coalition of the Willing?

by Jewlarious.com Staff

The Jewlarious guide to the 2013 Israeli election and Benjamin Netanyahu’s coalition options.

Lost and Found

Lost and Found

by Mordechai Schmutter

My 8 surefire tips to finding whatever you’ve lost. Guaranteed!

Thinness: We’re Just Not That Into You

Thinness: We’re Just Not That Into You

by Judy Gruen

Fewer Americans are dieting now than in recent years. If you ask me, that’s very healthy.

My Challenge to Israeli Scientists

My Challenge to Israeli Scientists

by Mark Miller

Sure Israeli scientists have invented some amazing technologies, but how much better off would we be with these?

The One-Week No Cell Phone Challenge

The One-Week No Cell Phone Challenge

by Richard Rabkin

Could you survive an entire week without your cell phone? One man survives to tell the tale.

The Jewish Infomercial

The Jewish Infomercial

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

Infomercials are so unJewish. Here are my pitches for some Jewish infomercial products.

Say What?

Say What?

by Mordechai Schmutter

Do the things we tell our kids even make sense? Short answer: no.

Jew Year’s Resolutions

Jew Year’s Resolutions

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

I won’t call the FBI if a loved one is 10 minutes late. 15 minutes, maybe.

The Nana Chronicles

The Nana Chronicles

by Judy Gruen

First time grandmother Judy Gruen finds out that looking after a newborn is harder than she remembers.

The Top 8 Jewish News Stories in 2012

The Top 8 Jewish News Stories in 2012

by Mark Miller

As a public service, I’ve researched and selected the top Jewish stories of 2012 so you won’t have to. You’re welcome.

The Gift of Kvetch: Part II

The Gift of Kvetch: Part II

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

Confessions from a creative kvetcher.

Interview with the Next Hamas “Head of Security”

Interview with the Next Hamas “Head of Security”

by Jewlarious.com Staff

Given the longevity of his predecessors, Shahabi opens up about his fears and plans for the future.

You Never Call

You Never Call

by Mordechai Schmutter

I never call my parents. At least that’s what my parents believe.

Balance of Power

Balance of Power

by Mordechai Schmutter

One man’s take on his experience during Hurricane Sandy and the following blackout.

The Gift of Kvetch

The Gift of Kvetch

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

Kvetching is a necessary part of life! Here’s why…

Jewish James Bond

Jewish James Bond

by Mark Miller

The name is Bondstein. Shlomo Bondstein.

No, I Don’t Work Here

No, I Don’t Work Here

by Mordechai Schmutter

Ever since I was a teenager, people have been coming up to me in stores and assuming that I worked there.

Driving Me Crazy

Driving Me Crazy

by Judy Gruen

When my kids drive me, they drive me crazy.

Committed

Committed

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

In every Jewish committee, there’s always one of these…

Doctor in the House

Doctor in the House

by Mordechai Schmutter

I’ve been feeling kind of lousy lately, and I’ll tell you why: I went to the doctor.

Boomerangs

Boomerangs

by Marnie Winston-Macauley

My grown son moved back in with me, and sure I love him, but seriously – enough already!

The Jewish Vote

The Jewish Vote

by Mark Miller

How the Presidential candidates could win the Jewish vote.

I’m a Mitzvah Clown!

I’m a Mitzvah Clown!

by Mordechai Schmutter

I am happy to call myself a Mitzvah Clown – someone who brings happiness to senior homes and children’s hospitals.

Buzz Off

Buzz Off

by Gideon Silverstone

Sukkot is coming and you know what that means – bee season!

Baby Steps

Baby Steps

by Mordechai Schmutter

My youngest child, Gedalyah, is about to start crawling. But he doesn’t know it yet.

Yom Kippur: Celebrity Edition

Yom Kippur: Celebrity Edition

by Mark Miller

Yes, even famous people must atone.

My Yom Kippur Confession

My Yom Kippur Confession

by Judy Gruen

My tip for a more meaningful Yom Kippur – lighten up.

Guilt Trip Shopping Trip

Guilt Trip Shopping Trip

by Judy Gruen

I long for the days when grocery shopping was simpler.

Back to School Basics

Back to School Basics

by Mordechai Schmutter

Kids gather around and listen to these pearls of wisdom from a master educator.

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