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Hard Work

Hard Work

Check out this survey of the worst summer jobs for Jewish students…ever.


It’s no news that we’re in a tough job market. The other day, I helped someone put a resume together for selling bags of oranges at a freeway entrance. Yes, employment prospects are challenging for everyone, but especially for students, who are finding that in America there may well be liberty and justice for all, but there are jobs for few during their summer break.

Of course, enterprising Jewish students have figured out a way to target specifically Jewish-oriented jobs in order to cut down the competition. But some of these Jewish-themed jobs, for want of a better word, suck. That’s where this article comes in. Think of it as a survey of some of the suckiest summer jobs for Jewish students. We feel your pain, oh young ones. We were you once and we got through it. So will you. ‘Til then, despite the horrible job market, you might want to avoid these particular Least-Popular Summer Jobs for Jewish Students:

Gefilte Fisherman

Being a regular fisherman is difficult and thankless enough – early morning hours, hard work, competition, scarcity of fish. But for those specializing in gefilte fishing, there are additional challenges. First, the gefilte fish is nearly extinct. Its tan color and oblong shape make in nearly indistinguishable from common rocks. In addition, rabbis have been raising their rates to inspect it and certify gefilte fish as kosher. Not to mention the international shortage of gefilte fish jelly to pack it in. So, even if a student is fortunate enough to reel in a job as a gefilte fisherman’s deck hand, the gefilte fisherman himself will be so stressed out that he’ll make the deck hand’s job a living hell – which, after all, is the deck hand’s parents’ job.

Mohel Intern

I know what you’re thinking. Why would a rabbi who performs ritual circumcisions have need for an intern? Excellent question. And there are reasons, all of which contribute to making Mohel Intern so undesirable as a summer student job. For example, one must comfort not only the baby but also his parents, friends and relatives, who are often even more distraught than the baby himself. In addition, when one’s classmates and friends ask what your summer job is, one must respond, “Mohel Intern” and deal with the subsequent ridicule – except for one girl in Schenectady, New York, who is oddly intrigued.

Children’s Party Entertainers

Sounds fairly innocent and fun, no? You go to a festive party and entertain the cute, appreciative kids. How could that possibly turn into a spiraling descent into the bowels of hell? Allow me to elaborate. First, you’re not attending the party as yourself. Thousands of dollars for a college education and you’ll be earning your living as the Little Mermaid, Buzz Lightyear, or SpongeBob SquarePants. That means you’ll be inside some dark, rubber, suffocating costume and it will most likely be 93 degrees at the party, which means 117 degrees inside SpongeBob. But there’s no time to wallow in your sweat and misery – you’ve got to actually entertain the little demons. That means singing, storytelling, magic tricks, dancing, impressions and more. Will the kids appreciate you? Well, if by “appreciate,” you mean heckle, ignore, cry, complain, kick you and spit on you – most certainly!

Gardener/Lawn Service Worker/Landscaping/Groundskeeping

Ah, working out in Mother Nature – sunshine, fresh air, greenery. Hey, wake up and smell the Surgeon General’s Report. Sunshine causes skin cancer. The air hasn’t been fresh since 1932. And to keep that greenery green, you’ll be working with (and inhaling) pesticides, toxic fertilizers, and other chemicals just slightly less harmful than Japanese nuclear reactors. Not to mention a high incidence of injuries from dangerous power tools, frequent bee stings and insect bites, and the exhausting, backbreaking work itself. Prisoners who’ve done such work have ended up begging to return to prison, where they describe their life there as “less stressful and dangerous” than lawn service. On the positive side, there always seems to be plenty of positions open!

Camp Counselor

You’ve never worked as a summer camp counselor before? Consider yourself among the fortunate and allow me to paint you a picture of what might have been. Your supervisor will always be a white guy wearing dreadlocks. All of your fellow counselors will be painfully enthusiastic about nature hikes. The campers’ primary motivation for being there is to get away from their parents, so you will be on the receiving end of every conceivable form of misbehavior. Is all that worth it for experiencing the Great Outdoors? Only if you’re okay with ever-present mosquitoes, waking up at 5:30 a.m., gross toilets, bad food, sharing small cabins with bratty kids, and pay that is laughed at by folks in many Third World nations. You have been warned.

Burger Flipper

Here we go – the ultimate teen summer job – working at a fast-food joint. Admittedly, this has its upsides and its downsides. Upside – you’ll get to eat the food for free. Downside – you know how it’s prepared and by whom, so you won’t want to. Upside – you’ll be working with lots of new people your own age. Downside – they’ll all either be severely depressed, sado-masochistic, or on parole. Upside – you can tell your friends you have a fun job for the summer. Downside – your friends will visit you, expect free food, and stand around eating it while they laugh at you. Upside – you’ll be in contact with so many teens, you’ll most likely meet someone to date. Downside – your date will dump you due to the smell of burgers and fries which is now permanently affixed to your body for life.

June 25, 2011

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Visitor Comments: 5

(4) Anonymous, July 7, 2011 9:02 AM


how on earth did you pick Schenectady, and better yet, to spell it correctly!! I grew up there, and no I wasn't a mohel's intern, just married to a mohel! Thank you for putting Schenectady on Aish.

anonymous- Jerusalem, November 10, 2013 8:08 PM

My grandparents were from Schenectady, and I was the only girl in my class (in N.Y.) who knew how to spell it ( some of them never even heard of it). And I was also so happy to see it get mentioned here on Aish.

(3) Annie, June 28, 2011 9:52 PM

What about ....???

What about making soft-serve icecreams (is that what Americans call them ?) Who knew that it had a smell ? But it does, a sweet sickly one that is IMPOSSIBLE to eradicate.Imagine spending all day making those !!! Actually, it's nothing like so bad if you're doing it with a friend-none of these jobs are-but erk, you won't want to eat it again for YEARS & YEARS-if ever. Then there's being in a department store basement operating a machine that squashes boxes & such thrilling things...once again, finding that your fellow-prisoner is a kindred spirit helps greatly & you end up with a lifetime supply of free samples once the promotion's over & they come down to be disposed of. I didn't have to buy perfume & some cosmetics for years ! Or how about doing a stocktake count in a machinery parts warehouse ? (falls in faint at memory) Or stuffing envelopes... Doing a seatbelt survey wasn't bad-just a bit boring. The real purpose of these things is to make you grateful that you don't have to do it for a living .

(2) bob pollack, June 28, 2011 12:26 PM

easy jobs

Look, until you spent a summer 100 heat baling hay or working in a scrap yard, noone has anything to complain about. shut up and quit fetching.

(1) Anonymous, June 28, 2011 2:30 AM

HAha!! so true!! this is a great luagh!!

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