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Arab Spring and Israeli Summer

Arab Spring and Israeli Summer

Israel is showing the world how it’s done once again. This time, it’s how to protest.

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Ever so quietly, Israel is showing the world how it’s done. Again. No we aren’t referring to microprocessors, nanotechnology or world class academic research. We’re talking about “Hey hey, ho ho, something something has gotta go,” protesting.

Countries across the Arab world have been “protesting” against their brutal dictators since the spring. The media has so romanticized the protests they’ve renamed a season after them -- the “Arab Spring.” The Irish are of course furious. They don’t know what they’re going to do with three million tonnes of now useless soap (yes, that’s an Irish Spring joke).

But what the media isn’t telling you is that these Arab protests aren’t really that romantic, unless you’re into that sort of thing. And the Israeli protests? No violence, no looting, no rape, no barbarism, no torture, no arrests and charges. It’s practically a candlelight dinner.

Skeptical? Don’t take our word for it. Take a look at the pictures below:

Egypt

Remember the romantic protests in Egypt? Freedom square and all of that? Well here are a group of Egyptians marching “peacefully,” lighting up for the cause of freedom.

Israel

Israelis on the other hand are protesting high living costs in Israel. They are doing so by erecting tents around the country. And sleeping in them. In their sleeping bags. Worst case scenario: they may be telling each other ghost stories.

 

 


Iran

There have also been protests in Iran over the continued allegations that the election of Mahmoud Achmadinijad was rigged. See above. The Arab Spring is apparently really into fire. Maybe they are purging, like a cleanliness thing. Just for safety considerations alone, perhaps they should consider using Irish Spring instead.

Israel

Israeli protests are really into sleeping.

 


Yemen

In Yemen, the uprising was initially against unemployment, government corruption and the overall unpopular leadership of Yemeni President Ali Abdullah Saleh. And you’ll never guess…wait for it… the protests turned violent. Take a look at this guy. Remember that Paul Hogan line from the movie Crocodile Dundee, “That’s not a knife, this is a knife?” Would you believe this fellow is trying out for a role in the sequel titled Ali Abdullah Saleh Dundee: Escape from Yemen?

Israel

By contrast, in Israel, the weapon of choice appears to be the guitar.

 


Bahrain

In Bahrain, protestors demanded equal rights for the majority Shia population but the government responded with a brutal crackdown and protests soon turned violent.

Israel

In Israel on the other hand, protests have been peaceful. They’ve even included cute signs referencing 1986 hit songs. The Bangles are no doubt shepping nachas.

 


Syria

Syrian President Bashar Al Assad has viciously cracked down on his people, by most accounts killing thousands. The United Nations and even the Arab League have condemned the brutality.

Israel

The Israeli police on the other hand have been measured in their response, and have in many cases been applauded for the efforts by the protestors themselves. Here notice the Israeli police holding hands to contain the crowd. “Red rover, red rover, we call Itzik over.”

 


London

Israel has even put Western democracies to shame with their un-mensch-like protesting techniques. See here protestors from the recent London riots causing havoc. The London Times estimates the damage caused in the hundreds of millions of dollars.

Israel

At the Israeli protests there have been lots of flags and balloons. Balloons are cool.

 


London

In London, rioters have brazenly attacked police and even their horses. Their horses?! Really?!

Israel

Again, Israelis have been completely respectful of law enforcement. See the picture above. Notice police car not on fire.

 


London

Due to pervasive camera surveillance in London, protestors have resorted to dressing up, head to toe, to hide their identities.

Israel

Due to pervasive cameras at the Israeli rallies, protestors have resorted to dressing up in kitchy costumes like this gentleman who is dressed as Zionist founder Theodore Herzl. And you should see this guy’s Golda Meir costume. It’s killer.

 


So there you have it: Arab Spring versus Israeli Summer. Which season would you choose?

Published: August 20, 2011


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Visitor Comments: 63

(51) Rabbi T, September 24, 2012 7:07 PM

Sleepy Tents

Great piece! My friend Gregory slept in those tents. Sounds like it was very peaceful.

(50) Laurie Dinestein-Kurs, October 2, 2011 1:58 PM

Israel summer

Too bad the only people who will see this comparison already know the facts....the rest of the "world" will not see it, has no clue of the realitles in the ME and wouldn't want to believe it anyway. I believe they are most content feeling hatred for Israel and by extension all Jews. Arab Spring has given license to say freely, what in the past they were inhibited from expressing.

(49) Minzie Markowitz, September 19, 2011 5:35 AM

It's called humour people!

In my opinion this was a sarcasticly whimsical piece intented to poke fun at how Israel is often depicted in the media. Whether some criticism is warrented or not rarely is anything accurately or positively conveyed to the masses with regard to Israel. Gotta love how some commenters are crying biased bloody murder. Look at the author's style of writing before you call the lynch mob. He's the freakin CEO of Jewlarious for crying out loud!

(48) Anonymous, August 26, 2011 3:44 PM

Silly

This article is ridiculous. Both of these pictures are exceptionally biased - for example, no mention of the broom brigades in the London riots - volunteers who cleaned up the damage the rioters wrought. Furthermore, it's presumptuous - look at these barbaric Arabs looting and pillaging, with the implication it's all they know how to do. Let us put it this way. If we are to believe your article, Israel is perfectly fair and democratic, correct? And the Arab nations are totalitarian, authoritarian regimes, correct? Doesn't that alone explain the different levels of violence? How many totalitarian, authoritarian regimes do you know that have collapsed due to peaceful protest? I cannot think of a single one. Violence is needed to change these states. In regards to London, I don't think you fully understand the motivations for the riots. It began as a protest over a shooting, then developed into general anger over the rising student fees, and other policies the current Government has put into place, and then turned into widespread rioting and looting. In regards to the romanticization of the revolutions name, do you have any problem with the name 'Prague Spring'? Or is it just because this is a romance connected to the Arabic world, and it makes you feel uncomfortable?

(47) Mansour Mansouri, August 26, 2011 9:29 AM

I love summer season of Israel.

There are lots of differences between The Arab Spring and Israel Summer

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