David was trying to build himself a tree house together with his Zadie Willie who was a handy fellow.
"You hammer like lightning," Zadie said.
"Really?" David replied, flattered. “Thank you.”
"You never strike the same place twice."
The Goldberg family was eating Shabbat lunch after shul, when little Rivkah asked her father, “Abba, what is the highest number that you have ever counted up to?”
“I don’t know,” her father answered. “What about you?”
"5,372," came Rivkah’s prompt reply.
"Oh," her father responded. "Why did you stop there?"
"The Rabbi’s speech was over."
Shmueli, Sruli and Moishie were bragging about how tough they were. "I'm so tough," said Shmueli, "that I can wear out a pair of shoes in a week."
"Well," said Sruli, "I'm so tough, I can wear out a pair of pants in a day."
"That's nothing," said Moishie. "When my parents take me to see my Bubbie and Zadie, I can wear them out in an hour!"