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Going Up

Little Avi Romberg got on the elevator in the Empire State Building in New York City with his father. They started going to the top. Avi watched the signs flashing as they went by the floors: 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70.

They kept going, and Avi started getting nervous. He took his daddy's hand and said, "Daddy, does Hashem know we're coming?"

Old MacDonald

Sari Spiro runs a play group at the local JCC and she is working with the kids on animal sounds. They are sitting in a circle and Ms. Spiro is letting them take turns.

"Moishie, what noise does a cow make?"

"It goes 'moo.'"

"Sarah, what noise does a cat make?"

"It goes 'meow.'"

"Shmueli, what sound does a lamb make?"

"It goes 'baaa.'"

"Rachel, what sound does a mouse make?"

"It goes... 'click!'"

Attention Shoppers

Moishe and Miriam are shopping in their local grocery store. Moishe picks up a carton of fresh baked cookies and puts it in their cart.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks Miriam.

"They're on sale, only $8 for 24 cookies," Moishe replies.

"Put them back, we can't afford them," Miriam demands. Moishe complies and they carry on shopping.

A few aisles later, Miriam picks up a $16 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks Moishe.

"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies Miriam.

Moishe snorts: "'So does a carton of 24 cookies, and it's only half the price."

On the PA system: "'Cleanup on aisle 25. We have a husband down."

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