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Divine Assistance

At Yeshiva University, Professor Goldfarb wanted all of his students to sign a form stating that they had not received any outside assistance – whether electronic or otherwise. Unsure of whether he should sign the form, Shmuel Lipman stated that he had davened to Hashem for assistance.

Professor Goldfarb carefully studied the test Shmuel had submitted and then said, "You can sign it with a clear conscience. God did not assist you."

A Lot to Process

Little Rivkah Shulman was in Junior Kindergarten at Eitz Chaim preschool. Her favorite time of the day was when the Morah taught parsha. Morah Dinah was telling the story of Lot and Sodom. "There was a man named Lot,” Morah Dinah explained, “who was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt."

Concerned, Rivkah asked, "What happened to the flea?"

Is that a Baby in your Stomach?

Little Moishie Rosenbaum was at the doctor's office with his mother in the waiting room when he spotted a pregnant lady on the other side of the room. Having nothing better to do, he walked over to her and inquisitively asked, "Why is your stomach so big?"

She replied, "I'm having a baby."

With big eyes, Moishie replied, "Is the baby in your stomach?"

She said, "He sure is."

Then Moishie, with a puzzled look on his face, asked yet another question: "Is it a good baby?"

She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby." At this point the woman was thinking the little boy was incredibly cute and looked forward to what he had to say next.

And, much to her surprise, with an even more surprised and shocked look than before, Moishie asked, "Then why did you eat him?"

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