Let Sleeping Dads Lie
Jack Sapperstein had three young boys and was looking after them while his wife was away.
One summer evening, they were all playing cops and robbers in the back yard after dinner.
One of the boys "shot" his father and yelled, "Bang! You're dead!"
Jack slumped to the ground and when he didn't get up right away, a neighbor ran over to see if he had been hurt in the fall.
When the neighbor bent over, Jack opened one eye and said, "Shhh. Give me two more minutes. It's the only chance I've had to rest all day."