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Sol Horowitz was sitting in his favorite delicatessen, admiring a waitress who he wanted to ask out on a date, but couldn't get her attention. Whenever he was able to catch her eye, she quickly looked away. Finally he followed her into the kitchen and blurted out his invitation.
To Sol’s amazement, she agreed!
"But why have you been avoiding me all this time?” asked Sol. “You wouldn't even make eye contact."
"Oh," said the waitress, "I thought you wanted more coffee."