Up the Creek
Feivel Feffer wanted a boat more than anything. But his Fiona kept saying that they could not afford one. Overcome with desire for a boat, Feivel bought one anyway.
"I'll tell you what," he told her. "In the spirit of compromise, why don't you name the boat?" Being a good sport, she accepted.
When Feivel went to the dock for the maiden voyage, this is the name he saw painted on the side: "For Sale."