Joke: Cat Got Your Tongue?
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Cat Got Your Tongue?

Chaim Yankel walks into the Chelm shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes.

"How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk.

"Well, they feel a bit tight," replies the Chaim Yankel.

The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and Chaim Yankel’s feet.

"Try pulling out on the tongue," offers the clerk.

"Nath theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth," Chaim Yankel says.

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