Cat Got Your Tongue?
Chaim Yankel walks into the Chelm shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes.
"How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk.
"Well, they feel a bit tight," replies the Chaim Yankel.
The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and Chaim Yankel’s feet.
"Try pulling out on the tongue," offers the clerk.
"Nath theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth," Chaim Yankel says.