We’ve All Got Baggage
An Israeli student named Itzik who was studying at UCLA was heading back to Israel for the high holidays. When he got to the airline counter, he presented his ticket to Tel Aviv. As he gave the agent his luggage, he said, "I'd like you to send my green suitcase to New York, and my black suitcase to Boston."
The confused agent said, "I'm sorry, we can't do that."
"Really??? I am so relieved to hear you say that because that's exactly what you did to my luggage last year!"