Dog Gone It
A man went to visit his friend Chaim Yankel because he heard Chaim Yankel had a very special dog. Sure enough, when the man arrived, he was astonished to find the dog davening beautifully, the entire Yom Kippur service.
The man watched in astonishment for a while then said "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "This must be the smartest dog in the world!"
"Nah, he's not so smart," Chaim Yankel replied. "He’s davening the Sefardi Yom Kippur service, but we are Ashkenazi."