Coach Epstein was having some trouble when he was coaching the Stars of David in the Bnai Brith little league baseball league. At one point during a game, the Coach Epstein said to one of his young players,
"Do you understand what a team is?"
The little boy nodded.
"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win together as a team?"
"Yes, Sir," the little boy said.
"So," Coach Epstein continued, "when a strike is called, or you're out at first, you don't argue or yell at the umpire. Do you understand all that?"
Again the little boy nodded. "Yes, Coach, I understand."
"Good," said Coach Epstein nervously. "Now, could you go over there and explain it to your mother?"