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Of Simchas

A great rosh yeshiva is sitting at a wedding reception with his wife next to him. When the dessert arrives, his eyes open wide and he smiles. He then takes a huge slice of cake, then another, then....

His wife looks at him and says, "You really shouldn't be having that."

And he replies, "That's it! From now onwards, separate seating at simchas!"

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