A Tough Choice
David Abramson, an American tourist was visiting Israel. Hungry after his first day of sightseeing he decides to stop into a cafe for lunch. It was the type of cafe where you went up to the counter to select your food, so David approaches the front where he is greeted by a gruff old Israeli woman.
"So what choices do I have here?" David asks the cafeteria lady.
"You can choose to eat here or not."