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Heavenly Words

A boy was watching his father, a rabbi, write his sermon for the upcoming sabbath services.

"How do you know what to say?" he asked.

"Well, God tells me," the rabbi answered.

"Why doesn't God tell you what to sing baby Miriam before bed? Because it works like a charm on the congregation..."

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