It's 8am in the morning and Miriam finally awakens from a deep sleep. She immediately turns to her husband Jonathan, nudges him, and says, "Oy darling, what a lovely dream I've just had."
"So tell me already," asks Jonathan. "What dream did you have this time?"
"I dreamed that you gave me a beautiful 1 carat diamond ring for our wedding anniversary. That's what I just dreamed."
"Mazel tov on your dream," says Jonathan.
"So what do you think such a dream means?" asks Miriam. "After all, it's our anniversary tomorrow."
"Be patient," replies Jonathan. "Wait until tonight when I get back from work and then you'll know what it means."
All day long, Miriam can't think of anything other than the diamond ring. Finally, Jonathan returns home. As soon as he takes off his coat, he hands Miriam a gold paper wrapped small package. Excited, Miriam immediately opens it and inside finds a book titled, “Dream Interpretation for Dummies.”