Mother Knows Best
A mother went to wake her son for synagogue one Saturday morning. When she knocked on his door, he said, "I'm not going!"
"Why not?" asked his mother.
"I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "One, they don't like me. Two, I don't like them."
His mother replied, "I'll give you two good reasons why YOU WILL go to synagogue. One, you're 47 years old. Two, you're the rabbi!"