Bearer of Good News
4 year old Moishie Goldstein was in his cousin's wedding party. As Moishe was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride's side and groom's side). While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar.
So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the chuppah . Moishe, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was near tears by the time he reached the chuppah. When asked what he was doing, Moishe sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring Bear."