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Cheese Please

A man called the synagogue office one day and said, "Can I please speak to the big cheese?"

The secretary, highly offended, said, "If you mean the rabbi, then you may refer to him as 'Rabbi' but you may certainly NOT refer to him as the 'big cheese!'"

The man said, "Oh, well, I was planning on donating $18,000 to your shul’s building fund, but..."

"Hold on," the secretary quickly replied, "the cheese head is walking in right now!"

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