The Newlyweds and the Rabbi
Newlyweds Rachel and Chaim were already having marriage problems, so they decided to go to the rabbi for help. The rabbi asks Chaim, "So what has brought you to the point that you are now at, where you are struggling to keep this marriage together?"
Chaim says, "In the six weeks we've been together, we haven't been able to agree on one thing."
Rachel says, "Seven weeks."