The Old Ball & Chain
Moshe and Leah go out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, Leah notices a tear in Moshe’s eye and asks if he's getting sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful years together.
“No,” Moshe replies. “I was thinking about the time before we got engaged. Your father threatened me and said he'd have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn't marry you. Tomorrow I would've been a free man!”