Stairway to Heaven
Rabbi Haskel Goldstein, a famous traveling rabbi, arrived in a small town to spend the Sabbath. With a few hours before sundown, wanting to mail a letter, he asked a young boy where the post office was.
When the boy told him, Rabbi Goldstein thanked him and said, “If you come to shul tonight, you can hear my talk tonight -- telling people how to make it to the World to Come.”
“I don’t think I’ll be there,” the boy said. “You don’t even know your way to the post office.”