Who Wants to be a Millionaire?

At a shul’s annual general meeting a very wealthy man rose to tell the rest of those present about his Jewish faith. "I'm a millionaire," he said, "and I attribute it all to the rich blessings of God in my life. I remember that turning point. I had just earned my first dollar and I went to shul that night. The speaker was a famous rabbi who was fundraising for his Yeshiva. I knew that I only had a dollar bill and had to either give it all to God's work or nothing at all. So at that moment I decided to give my whole dollar to God. I believe that God blessed that decision, and that is why I am a rich man today."

He finished and there was an awed silence at his story as he moved toward his seat. As he sat down a little old lady leaned over and said to him: "I dare you to do it again."

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