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There Goes the Neighborhood

An observant Jew and an atheist were neighbors. The observant Jew one day prays to God saying, “God, I am hungry, please sends me food''.

The atheist hears this and replies, ''There is no God!''

The next day the observant Jew wakes up and goes to her porch to find bags of groceries. She yells, "Thank You God for this food!"

As soon as soon as the observant Jew said that, the atheist jumps out from the brush and replies, ''Your God didn't give you that food…I did!''

Without wasting a second the observant Jew addresses the heavens and says, “God, thank you for sending me this food and my neighbor pay for it''!

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