Take that to the Bank
Lionel gets a threatening letter from his bank and immediately goes to see his bank manager. "What's the meaning of this letter?" asks Lionel, angrily.
"We sent you this letter, Mr Levy, because you didn't have enough money in your account to cover your recent checks," replies the manager. "Why didn't you top up your account first, as you usually do before issuing new checks?"
"I couldn't," says Lionel, "because it was a Jewish Holy Day."
"Mr Levy," says the manager, "I'm surprised because I deal with a lot of Jewish clients and I thought I knew all of the Jewish Holy Days. So which Holy Day are you referring to?"
"Erev Bankruptcy," replies Lionel.