Kids in Shul
One Shabbat morning at Beth Israel synagogue, young Moishe was "acting up" during morning services. Moishe’s parents did their best to maintain some sense of order but they were clearly losing the battle.
Finally, Moishe’s father Avi picked the little troublemaker up and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out. Just before reaching the safety of the foyer, Moishe called out loudly to the congregation, "Pray for me, fellow Jews! Pray for me!"