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Adam’s Eve-nings

In the Garden of Eden, Adam often wandered the fields until late in the evening. One morning, Eve became suspicious. "Why are you always out so late? Are you seeing another woman?" she asked.

"Nonsense," Adam responded. "You're the only woman for me. In fact, you’re the only woman on earth."

The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest.

It was Eve.

"What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded.

"Counting your ribs," said Eve.

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