Zadie is How Old?!
90 year old Max is surprised, but pleased nevertheless, when his grandsons Shmuel and Chaim come to visit him. During their visit, they can't help noticing how old Max looks. "Zadie, how old are you... really?"
"Well Shmuel," Max replies, "I'm very, very old. In fact, I'm so old that when I was your age, the Dead Sea wasn't even dead, it was only sick."